World's second-most-popular Hellsing-related comic.
Day 4 of no cigars Integra: Get that body out of here NOW! We’ve got five minutes before the regular authorities show up, and we can’t have rumors starting! Day 9 I don’t care if it’ll put us on the “cutting edge” — we are NOT going to trim the weapons budget for the sake… Continue reading Cigar Break 6/12
Congratulations to Oniisan (yes, a girl) for being the first and only one to recognize the character in this strip. Thien: You know, it isn’t easy being a minor anime character. Oh sure, some of us make it to the big leagues – maybe even title character roles. But those are the exceptions, not the… Continue reading I Recognize You
Special Election Day filler cheesecake. (Source.) Drawn in response to one fanboy’s request “to see the females of Hellsing in a cheesy visit-to-the-beach episode.”
… All the soldiers off duty Would wake up to children all screaming for booty. Or meet with their girlfriends, spend time with their wives, and just chiefly proceed with civilian lives. “They’ll heap them with presents, they’ll have Christmas dinner. They won’t exercise, so they sure won’t get thinner!”
Guy #1: Whoa! Hot legs at ten o’clock! Man, I gotta get me some of that. Bob: Dude, she’s way too good for you. I’m talking to her. Guy #1: But aren’t you going out with the nameless bird from Order 07? Bob: Yeah, and she’s cool, but…a guy wants to see some skin every… Continue reading Oopsy, Rosie – She’s Got Legs
Scripted in part by the prolific Xuanwu, and dedicated to the late, great George Carlin. (Yes, I do realize the incredible irony of bleeping this man, especially in his own tribute.) Bob: Since when does my job description include “buying soup for the sick boss”? Thien: Think of it as helping your girlfriend. Bob: It’s… Continue reading George Carlin In Memoriam
Integra: Why is there a crowd of drunken revelers in my mansion? Erin: ‘Cause your artist just turned old enough to buy beer. You’re hot when you’re angry. Integra: That’s the alcohol talking. Erin: Oh, no, I say this sober all the time!
Thien: Oh no! Even though Officer Victoria managed to bring down their zeppelin… …there are still dozens of vampire soldiers coming! Even the mines we’re detonating throughout the grounds are only slowing them down! Bob: Nice recap, honey. Thien: No biggie. Before I was a secretary, I used to work as a freelance narrator.
Bob: Wait, why are you even still up here? You should get to the bomb shelter! Thien: What? I’m not going anywhere! I may be a secretary, but I can still hold a gun! Bob: Don’t you get it? This is war! Thien: Which is why you need all the hands you can get! Bob:… Continue reading An Eye For An Eye 2/54
Thien: Wh-what? Bob: We’re not dead?! Seras: It wasn’t real! None of it happened. They’re trying to scare you with illusions and tricks! Now, get it together and draw your weapons! Hurry! Because the army of vampires about to crash through our windows is real!