Major: Mmm…With FREAK chips in every unit on that ship, we can watch the whole show unfold. Isn’t it glorious? Man in Shadows: It is that. Major: By the way, do you want us to fix that light over on your side? Man in Shadows: You have more important things to worry about.
Walter (broadcast): …daughter is safe. Major: Well, we can’t exactly do that. Not after we sicced Alucard on her. What ever shall we do? Man in Shadows: There’s a reason we sent the Captain to bring him in. …he can take Walter in a fight. Walter: Threes…? No, I don’t have any. Go fish.
Major: This is magnificent! At last, everything is in place! Zorin and her zeppelins are handling the young Draculina. Captain Günsche had Walter under control. We’ve set the first young paper user on Alucard…while the second is in Los Angeles. Our agents in Project Robin will make Rome easy prey. Our Huntress is covering Paris.… Continue reading All Your Base 39/39
Man in Shadows: Angel of Death. Hello. Walter: So this is what Millennium is reduced to. Can’t even afford decent lighting. MiS: …It’s dramatic. Walter: I’m sure. “How many Nazi vampires does it take to change a light bulb? Nobody knows. They’ve never managed it.”
MiS: Tsk, tsk. Weren’t you raised with better manners than that? Walter: You have my presence. If you want my civility, show me that my daughter is safe. MiS: I’m sorry, Walter… [CLIK] …I’m afraid I can’t do that.
Man in Shadows: Your daughter was sent off to be a distraction for Alucard. In spite of her training — directly from me, and there is none better — her skills are still no match for his. Even if she realizes this, she will not run away, Not because she is unintelligent, but because her… Continue reading Fangirls of the Greatest Generation 59/59
Fake Integra: That sound…what is it? Reseda: Alucard. With what sounds like an army in tow. What did the Hellsings do to keep that power in check for so long? Walter: So much for stranding Alucard at sea. iJeeves: Not to worry, Butler. We have other aces up our sleeves. Heinkel: Anderson! Do we retreat?… Continue reading I Saw A Ship Come Sailing In 10/22
…Happy Valentine’s Day?
iJeeves: If I might be permitted to interject an opinion? Mister Anderson, perhaps you have observed the behavior of a cat when it feels no pressing need to devour its prey. I believe the metaphor has particular relevance to your present situation. And Mister Alucard… Let us be frank with each other. You deserve better.
Alucard: I doubt you’ll hold a candle to the real Jeeves, but I can’t wait to see what powers you have. This should be an interesting fight indeed! iJeeves: Sir, I am afraid you have misunderstood me. I will not be your opponent. That honor falls to this man over here.