Birthday Bash 45/85

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Penwood (thinking): it’s a bit early in the morning, but I couldn’t pass this up. A party with Sir Integra! Rumor has it she may even wear a dress! [nok nok] Walter: I’ll take this, Sir Penwood. The guests are in the next room. Penwood: Thank you, Walter. Integra: Sir Penwood. I’m glad you could… Continue reading Birthday Bash 45/85

Birthday Bash 46/85

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Continuity-breaking cameos: Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert on the couch. (In-universe this isn’t the characters who will appear later, it’s just some lookalikes.) Integra (thinking): This is why I don’t go to parties. To say nothing of throwing them. I almost wouldn’t mind a vampire attack now, just to shake things up a bit.

Birthday Bash 48/85

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I pulled this guy’s name out of thin air. Privately, I think of him as “Clueless White Boy.” Noble: You must be Integra! I’m Charles Noble, here on behalf of my dad. He’s on the Round Table, maybe you’ve met him. I love your hair! You must dye it, right? There’s no way it’s natural,… Continue reading Birthday Bash 48/85

Birthday Bash 52/85

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Integra (thinking): That was low, Islands. And it would be bad manners to retaliate — as well as childish. Joker: Whilst you’re all standing, another toast? Though we have different purposes and different methods, we share the common goal of defending Queen and Country. To Her Majesty and to Hellsing. Crowd: To Her Majesty and… Continue reading Birthday Bash 52/85

Birthday Bash 68/85

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Penwood: Sir Integra, I must protest! An allegation like this is… Noble: What’s that?! Integra: Oh my. Someone who’s all style and no substance. You can’t come in without an invitation, or you’d already be inside. Enough theatrics. Are you “Laura”?