Penwood (thinking): it’s a bit early in the morning, but I couldn’t pass this up. A party with Sir Integra! Rumor has it she may even wear a dress! [nok nok] Walter: I’ll take this, Sir Penwood. The guests are in the next room. Penwood: Thank you, Walter. Integra: Sir Penwood. I’m glad you could… Continue reading Birthday Bash 45/85
Continuity-breaking cameos: Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert on the couch. (In-universe this isn’t the characters who will appear later, it’s just some lookalikes.) Integra (thinking): This is why I don’t go to parties. To say nothing of throwing them. I almost wouldn’t mind a vampire attack now, just to shake things up a bit.
I pulled this guy’s name out of thin air. Privately, I think of him as “Clueless White Boy.” Noble: You must be Integra! I’m Charles Noble, here on behalf of my dad. He’s on the Round Table, maybe you’ve met him. I love your hair! You must dye it, right? There’s no way it’s natural,… Continue reading Birthday Bash 48/85
Integra (thinking): That was low, Islands. And it would be bad manners to retaliate — as well as childish. Joker: Whilst you’re all standing, another toast? Though we have different purposes and different methods, we share the common goal of defending Queen and Country. To Her Majesty and to Hellsing. Crowd: To Her Majesty and… Continue reading Birthday Bash 52/85
Penwood: Sir Integra, I must protest! An allegation like this is… Noble: What’s that?! Integra: Oh my. Someone who’s all style and no substance. You can’t come in without an invitation, or you’d already be inside. Enough theatrics. Are you “Laura”?
Integra: Alucard will appreciate this part. We’re going to need some new weapons. Seras: But the guns we have right now were designed by Walter. Of all the people we know we can trust…! Integra: True. But they are manufactured by a member of the Round Table. Sir Shelby Penwood. Him, I am not at… Continue reading Betrayal 13/17
British National Security Special Guidance Division Headquarters. Penwood: There you are, Sir Integra. [British Royal Navy Vice-Admiral Sir Shelby M. Penwood] Joker: Please, sit down. [British Library Special Operations Commander Joe Carpenter “Joker”] Integra: What’s the situation? Walter: Sir, we know why we’re here. Integra: Yes, but the readers may not.
The Japanese branch of SOLOMON, STN-J, is the group that employs noted witch hunter Robin. (This whole chapter, of course, is a chapter from Hellsing volume 5, modified from its original version and adapted to fit this strip.) Penwood: Eight hours ago, we lost– Soldiers: Admiral! This is a matter of national security! This should… Continue reading The Eagle Has Landed 3/45
Penwood: We’ve lost contact with the newly built Royal Navy aircraft carrier HMS Eagle. This was after it reported approach by a helicopter of unknown origin. We’ve tried to open communications several times, to no avail. It’s as if the ship has been abandoned. Joker: But our latest intelligence indicates a single person on deck…reading… Continue reading The Eagle Has Landed 5/45
Soldier: Two SAS squads are approaching by helicopter. They’ll be taking control of the situation shortly. Integra: I pity those troops. They’re only going to get– [WOOP WOOP WOOP] — slaughtered.