Moonlight Romancia 27/27
Th-th-th-th-th-that’s all, folks. (Except for the post-series omake. There’s a bunch of that still to come.) Integra: Now, repeat after me…Search and Destroy!
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Th-th-th-th-th-that’s all, folks. (Except for the post-series omake. There’s a bunch of that still to come.) Integra: Now, repeat after me…Search and Destroy!
To the tune of the Vapors’ “Turning Japanese.” Lyrics written by meowkatj. (Seras) He said, “Hey Seras, are you still pure? Are you a virgin?” I said, “Well sure.” Now I’m steppin’ out in Hellsing couture He shot a bullet into my lung Though I’m no pansy, it kind of stung Now Walter’s building me… Continue reading Fangirl Karaoke: Turning Japanese
VI: A Proper Lupin III Adventure Lupin promises to steal some major British relic. The Coronation Stone? The Crown Jewels? To defend against him, the Queen calls in the world’s foremost Lupin expert: Detective Koichi Zenigata. Cue a scene in which Zenigata explains, with the detail and confidence born of experience, how Lupin would bypass… Continue reading Storylines That Weren’t (6) A Proper Lupin III Adventure (7) Hellsing Heir Auditions
The super-top-secret templates behind most of the strips in the early years… #1 – “Typical Pip” Pip: [surprisingly deep remark] Seras: Wow, Captain…that was surprisingly deep of you. Pip: [continuation on subject with sexual innuendo] Seras: It figures. #2 – “Enrico and Integra” Integra: [point of theological contention between Catholics & Protestants] Enrico: Integra: [well-crafted,… Continue reading Top Secret Shine Templates
To the tune of Bowling For Soup’s “Girl All The Bad Guys Want” (Alucard) It’s midnight, Hellsing basement, where I’m waiting To finally drink from a girl who’s just as stubborn as me Her name’s Integra, she’s got glasses and she’s thirteen She will defend the honor of her proud family And when she walks… Continue reading Fangirl Karaoke: Girl All The Bad Guys Want
Credit to Melanie Underwood for these remixes of nursery rhymes… Little Sir Hellsing Sat with her Hellhound Having Cigars and Tea Her life just got stranger Along came the Major Whom she hated quite passionately. How much is that hellhound in the window? The one with the eight eyes and fur How much is that… Continue reading Fangirl Karaoke: Nursery Rhymes
Integra: Now, listen up, kids…don’t smoke. It’ll stunt your growth, it’ll put you at risk for cancer… Seras: Um…Sir Integra…maybe you should put out the… Integra: …so unless you happen to be in charge of a secret organization whose failure would mean the deaths of millions of people. What, police girl? Seras: Eh…never mind? Anderson:… Continue reading Shine Public Service Announcements
To the tune of the Arrogant Worms’ “Malcom.” Integra solves her problems by showing she’s the boss Walter solves his problems with guns and killer floss Seras solves her problems with a big gun and a cross But Alucard has got a way that’s better than the lot ‘Cause Alucard solves his problems with the… Continue reading Fangirl Karaoke: Malcolm
Not a joke: over the past year or so, I’ve had a few dreams where I was doing Shine again. I would wake up and think “all right, time to draw the next part of this storyline” before realizing the storyline didn’t exist and I couldn’t remember any of the details it supposedly had. …And… Continue reading April Fool’s 2018
On April 10, 1997, Young King Ours magazine published the first chapter of a certain manga by an artist known mainly for his hentai. For the next ten years he would keep drawing, with lots of delays and stalling and begging for assistants – but even as he worked slowly, the idea was caught up… Continue reading Hellsing 21st Anniversary