Alucard: A fangirl who pairs me with herself. Integra: It’s the next logical step. After all, most of them have remarked on what they think is sex appeal in you. Alucard: You mean you don’t think I have sex appeal? Integra: Not only that, I think they’re cracked in the head for coming up with… Continue reading Return of the Fangirls 29/107
Meet Inness, Megan, and Tama the Alucard fangirls – all of whom ship Alucard with themselves ^_~ Integra: In any case, this is an isolated incident. Fangirl: No, it isn’t. [EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!] [EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!] [EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!] Integra: Isn’t it? How many such fangirls can there be? Fangirl: Alucard is so incredibly sexy and tall and dark and red… Continue reading Return of the Fangirls 30/107
That’s Kalie the Integra fangirl; she founded the Hellsing guild on Neopets. Fangirl (background): the way he acts towards Integra is so cute. As a vampire he kicks major *** and could take the whole Vatican down if he pleased. [EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!] Integra (thinking): Have to get out of range… Fangirl 1: Cool Integra pose! Fangirl… Continue reading Return of the Fangirls 32/107
Walter can figure out what’s going on by the fact that Jan McNeville the Walter fangirl has just knocked him over ^_~ Walter: I don’t mean to interrupt, but… [EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!] Fangirl: Walter’s so spiffy and neat and Walter’s British so British God save the Queen makes tea and the WIRES! Yes, the wires, Walter has… Continue reading Return of the Fangirls 36/107
How do Enrico fangirls like Sarah “EEE ISCARIOT ^^” Dempster get these ideas about him? Enrico: I’d never thought I’d see the day… but here it is: all the major members of Hellsing are fallen at my feet. [EEEEEEEEEEEE!!] Fangirl: YEYMAXWELL! Maxwell is so cool! HE likes having fun! He’s the best Catholic in the world! No… Continue reading Return of the Fangirls 37/107
[EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!] We interrupt this scene to bring you an update on the situation at the door: Pip: So, you’re the bloke Iscariot sent to pick up their boss? Alexander: Ay… that I am. Now that the suspense has been properly raised, we return to the action upstairs!
Fan 1: And, if he wasn’t from the Vatican and she wasn’t Protestant… IxM Fan 2: IxM only if they were seriously drunk. Integra: Alucard… off. Alucard: Why, Master, you mean you aren’t enjoying this?
Finally another Walter fangirl – this time, Shadow-chan. Integra: See? Some fans think I’m appealing. Alucard: Ah, so you do care about that? Fangirls: Gratuitous chibi moments, yay! Fangirl: Walter is SO awesome! How could he not be awesome? He uses wires as a weapon! And he dresses so spiffy! He’s is so great! And… Continue reading Return of the Fangirls 45/107
Seras: Wait a minute. Master doesn’t scare you but you’re terrified of Anderson? Fanboy: Well, let me explain: The difference between Alucard and Anderson is like the difference between a well-trained doberman and a rabid rottweiler without anything holding him back at all. Seras: I guess I could see it that way. Integra: I wouldn’t… Continue reading When Fangirls Attack 46/107
Another Utena joke, while Aver the Integra Fanboy and Michelle the Seras Fangirl enter. [EEEEEEEEEEE!!] [EEEEEEEEEEE!!] Fan 1: Seras is teh cutest and I love her outfit! She has the bestest fashion sense and always looks so hot! Oh my god did she just look at me? He eyes are so sexy and she’s just… Continue reading Return of the Fangirls 51/107