When Fangirls Attack 9/25

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The database is represented by real Hellsing fansites: the still-beautiful Solid&Etc, and the now-defunct Hellsing.nu. Walter: Fangirl removal doesn’t seem likely. Most recorded cases have stayed on their obsession despite all removal attempts — until that person’s death. Walter: Fanboys are rare; there are hardly any records of them. This one must be quite unique.… Continue reading When Fangirls Attack 9/25

When Fangirls Attack 10/25

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Walter: Fangirls are unkillable by any normal method — for humans or vampires. And no action you take will induce them to cease their obsession for you because, being taken by you, it will be seen as good. The only way they’ve ever been removed is by getting so overjoyed with their obsession’s actions that… Continue reading When Fangirls Attack 10/25

When Fangirls Attack 11/25

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Top: Original strip from 2003. Bottom: Sample redraw from the strip’s 8th anniversary, in 2011. Integra: How can we find out what will make a fangirl happy? Fangirl: Check our websites! All: … Integra: Fangirls have websites? Fangirl: Of course! How do you think we meet each other?

When Fangirls Attack 13/25

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The quote is directly from Metamorphosis, formerly at Hellsing.nu. Walter: I just can’t decipher some of these sites. Look at this quote, from a Seras fangirl’s website: “I suppose Alucard’s feelings could be stretched out into something romantic, but he seems much more distracted by Integral.” What do you suppose that means? Walter: …Alucard? Seras:… Continue reading When Fangirls Attack 13/25

When Fangirls Attack 14/25

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A friend of mine, upon seeing this, remarked, “Suuuuure, you were pulling off fangirls under the desk. I believe you. Let me know how the baby turns out.” Alucard (thinking): Of course…it won’t come off… Fangirl: Ooh, Alucard’s mad! Look out! Fangirl #2: Can’t…let…go…of…nifty…Seras! Seras: Ouch! You’re hurting me! Seras: Ohhh…is that what you were… Continue reading When Fangirls Attack 14/25

When Fangirls Attack 15/25

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In the last panel, that’s the Alucard fangirl talking, not Alucard himself. (Fangirls can appreciate characters other than their own particular obsession. Just not as much.) Walter: Might we return to the topic at hand?…A number of fangirl sites express enjoyment at something code-named “Order 09: Red Rose Vertigo.” Integra: What’s that? Walter: A video… Continue reading When Fangirls Attack 15/25

Raid the Sketchbook: Alucard and Helena

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Alucard in color; a better Helena. One of my better Alucard profiles, as it was drawn directly from the anime… Helena here, on the other hand, was totally from memory -_-;

When Fangirls Attack 16/25

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Walter: I believe we’ve found our answer…Fangirls of everything to do with Hellsing are fascinated by the “Alucard/Integra dynamic.” The Master/servant relationship, the pride that each has in their race, the clash of strong personalities… Walter: Fangirls adore these tensions, but can get overwrought by them and “spaz out” — especially by what they perceive… Continue reading When Fangirls Attack 16/25