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Baalberith: Well, put someone on it full-time! Look, I have connections. Mess with me, and it’ll get back to the big man himself…I don’t care how much you’re busy with! Shoulder devil: Baalberith, do you have a moment? Baalberith: Eh? I’ll call you back in a minute. You just couldn’t stay away from me, could… Continue reading Fangirls Are Hell 33/60
Mmm, fishnets. Shoulder devil: I’m here to see about a particular soul. In life, he was called Paul Wilson. There was a last-minute request at his death. He was consequently misfiled. Here is i. He’s a mass murderer with a pathological need to be strong and in control. So, although he got in the way… Continue reading Fangirls Are Hell 34/60
Baalberith: Here’s the door. Drop by my office any time, all right? Shoulder devil: Give it up, Baalberith. Baalberith: Are you sure you, personally, should be going down there? Shoulder devil: I can take care of myself. Besides, I won’t be there long. Kim: It’s her! Jan: What the bleep is that bleeping bleep doing… Continue reading Fangirls Are Hell 35/60
A couple of these fans will be spotlighted later, but here’s the full list: Down the left: Jang Severem, Benji, Alix, zen, and Eli Along the bottom: Kenshin, Sarah, and Craig Im the middle: Zombie, Jessica, and Jason Meyers Down the right: Otaku of Stuff, Xuanwu, and red Integra’s shoulder devil: What the Hell is… Continue reading Fangirls Are Hell 36/60
(Now you know why Integra fangirls this year were only allowed in if they thought her sexy.) Back in Hell: Fan 1: KYAA!!!!!!! I love her! I’d marry Integra if she’d say yes! Fan 2: her eyes are so beautiful and i want to touch her hair it’s so pretty and i want to call… Continue reading Fangirls Are Hell 40/60
Jan: Just a bleepin’ minute. If you’re not that Hellsing bleep, then who the bleep are you? Fan 1: Integra’s so collected, I wish I could be as calm as Integra all the time, Fan 2: she’s independant which sets a great example for other women. She’s fearless and uber-smart. Usually, Fan 3: and the… Continue reading Fangirls Are Hell 41/60
Laura: So you’re the demonic side of Integra? All that is self-serving, hedonistic, and base about her? And in that outfit? The more I think about it, the more I like it. You sound like yo’d be up for some “fun”… Shoulder devil: Don’t touch me. Laura: …what? But…I thought… Shoulder devil: You’re still in… Continue reading Fangirls Are Hell 42/60
The US Marine occupying the prime position on not-Integra’s chest is Lance Corporal Jason C. Myers. So support the troops – you never know which ones may be Shine fans. Shoulder devil: Fortunately for you, I know how to remove fangirls. Integra’s been through this before. And, as her shoulder devil, I’m privy to all… Continue reading Fangirls Are Hell 45/60
Luke was this year’s Person Who Gets Paired With Everyone. Shoulder devil: As for specific ways to overload the fangirls…you could try appealing to the pairings they ship… Luke: No! Absolutely not! Do you know what kind of romance that some of these depraved little creatures are interested in? Fangirls (thinking): LukexAlucard! / LukexEnrico! /… Continue reading Fangirls Are Hell 46/60
Fan 1 [Dickens mode]: Integra’s bespectacled countenance commands the throbbing beats of my heart. Were she my master, I would gladly let her play with my levels of Control Art Restrictions. All for the chance to behold her _mocha tinted skin, supple flesh restrained by binding cloth that threatens to burst from the form it… Continue reading Fangirls Are Hell 47/60