Return of the Fangirls 25/107

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And here we have Connor the Seras fanboy! Enrico: Luke? Fanboy: Seras is sooooooooooo cool and she is a vamp and she is not all mighty “like Alucard” (I hate him) and she is hot too and she [gasp!] Alucard: You don’t actually need to breathe unless you’re talking, Police Girl. Fanboy: is nice and… Continue reading Return of the Fangirls 25/107

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In case it’s too hard to see: behind the rant in the second panel, Seras is jumping high enough that Todd the Seras fanboy – who otherwise would have landed in her shoulder area like everyone else – ended up on her legs. [EEEEEEEEEEEEE!] Integra: Brace yourself. That could be meant for any of us…… Continue reading Return of the Fangirls 27/107

Integra versus Van Helsing

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I wrote Integral’s rant about Van Helsing right after seeing it. Gabriel Van Helsing (they changed his name from Abraham) was working for a secret Catholic organization with the job of protecting the world from heathens and monsters. They didn’t say “Iscariot,” but I think we could all figure it out. Note from The Future:… Continue reading Integra versus Van Helsing

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Alucard: A fangirl who pairs me with herself. Integra: It’s the next logical step. After all, most of them have remarked on what they think is sex appeal in you. Alucard: You mean you don’t think I have sex appeal? Integra: Not only that, I think they’re cracked in the head for coming up with… Continue reading Return of the Fangirls 29/107

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Enrico: Wait a minute. Why am I taking to you? You’re with Hellsing – and top of that, you’re a vampire. Seras: Er… Fangirl: and he absolutely makes me swoon when he gets close to Integra and I love his black sense of humour and his nifty hellhound shape and all his lovely little bats… Continue reading Return of the Fangirls 31/107

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Seras does have a lot of fanboys. Ben the Seras fanboy here is a case in point. [EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!] Fan 1: I know what will cheer Seras up! A fan who likes that she’s a vampire! Seras: Er, that’s very nice of you, but… Fan 2: SerasSerasSeras, why don’t you try turning into a dog or… Continue reading Return of the Fangirls 33/107

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Seras: So… what pairing do you support? Fanboy: I don’t believe romance belongs in Hellsing. Seras: Oh, good… Fanboy: But I do wish I could be there to help you through your changes. Maybe as a friend, maybe as something more… Seras: Eeeeek! Perverted fanboy! Fanboy: I also support gratuitous pyrotechnics.

Return of the Fangirls 37/107

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How do Enrico fangirls like Sarah “EEE ISCARIOT ^^” Dempster get these ideas about him?  Enrico: I’d never thought I’d see the day… but here it is: all the major members of Hellsing are fallen at my feet. [EEEEEEEEEEEE!!] Fangirl: YEYMAXWELL! Maxwell is so cool! HE likes having fun! He’s the best Catholic in the world! No… Continue reading Return of the Fangirls 37/107

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Wyrren may be an Alucard fangirl, but she absolutely loves Seras in that state. Fangirl: Alucard is so powerful and Alucard has such a sexy voice and Alucard’s got two really cool guns and Alucard never lets the enemy get away and Alucard’s so dark and mysterious and Alucard always says such cool stuff and… Continue reading Return of the Fangirls 42/107

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And here we have Catie the Seras fangirl and Matthew Henry the Seras fanboy. Seras: Which direction are they coming from? You can’t tell! You can never tell! Fan 1: Seras is so cool and has a sexy body and because she’s young at heart she can wear stuff that Integra is too serious to… Continue reading Return of the Fangirls 43/107