Seras: Happy Father’s Day, Dad. I know I’m immortal, so I may never see you again, or at least not for a long time…but I’m trying to do what you would’ve wanted me to do. I may not be human any more, but I’m trying to protect people like you did…the way I wanted to… Continue reading Father’s Day 2005
Meanwhile, in Heaven… Dad Victoria: I love you. Mom Victoria: I love you too. Dad: Well, I love you more. Mom: No, I love you more. Dad: No, I love you more! Mom: No, I…. Fargason: Are all couples in Heaven like them? Arthur Hellsing: Pretty much, yes. Mom Hellsing: No, I love you more!
Heaven. There’s no way to describe it: no way to convey the sense of perfect bliss. But I’ll try. There are no misunderstandings; there are no fights. Everything is understood, everything forgiven. It’s perfectly free, and perfectly secure; perfectly relaxing, and perfectly energizing; perfectly beautiful, and perfectly nice. And this sort of perfect peace is… Continue reading Fangirls Are Hell 38/60
Mom Victoria: It’s Helena… Dad Victoria: That vampire who helped our daughter? Mom: Yes. She’s in trouble. We’ve got to help her somehow… Lisa: Something’s wrong? That won’t do. Mom: Are you…? Lisa: I’m Lisa, your friendly local guardian angel. What seems to be the problem? Mom: There’s a girl. Spirit. Formerly a vampire. She’s… Continue reading Fangirls Are Hell 39/60
Seras: Wait, you’re in charge of the entertainment for Sir Integra’s party? Pip: Yeah. Seras: And not Walter? How did that happen? Pip: I sort of owed him a favor. Seras: How come? Did he do something for you, or did you just put bleach in the laundry? Pip: …Don’t ask.