Birthday Bash 46/85

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Continuity-breaking cameos: Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert on the couch. (In-universe this isn’t the characters who will appear later, it’s just some lookalikes.) Integra (thinking): This is why I don’t go to parties. To say nothing of throwing them. I almost wouldn’t mind a vampire attack now, just to shake things up a bit.

Birthday Bash 48/85

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I pulled this guy’s name out of thin air. Privately, I think of him as “Clueless White Boy.” Noble: You must be Integra! I’m Charles Noble, here on behalf of my dad. He’s on the Round Table, maybe you’ve met him. I love your hair! You must dye it, right? There’s no way it’s natural,… Continue reading Birthday Bash 48/85

Birthday Bash 49/85

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Noble: OW OW OW OW OW! Integra: I could kill you in six different ways with my bare hands. Do not touch me again. …And that’s a harmless but effective hold! Shall I demonstrate another? Noble: N-no, sir!

Birthday Bash 51/85

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Islands: If I could trouble you all for a moment, gentlemen: I would like to propose a toast to our hostess. A birthday is a time to celebrate growth. I’m sure many of us remember when she was a small child, running in skirts about her father’s house. We recognize this as a step of… Continue reading Birthday Bash 51/85

Birthday Bash 64/85

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Integra: Of course I’m not scared. You are nothing but a spoiled, silly child. And you will be dealt with as such. Islands (thinking): Doesn’t look like a child to me… [BANG] The door? Wait. That isn’t…It can’t be…her?!

Birthday Bash 68/85

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Penwood: Sir Integra, I must protest! An allegation like this is… Noble: What’s that?! Integra: Oh my. Someone who’s all style and no substance. You can’t come in without an invitation, or you’d already be inside. Enough theatrics. Are you “Laura”?