Desert Island Storyline 17/34

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Integra: That reminds me— how is the organization faring in my absence? Alucard: That’s really a matter of perspective. Walter is certainly staying on top of things. Walter: Visualise no paperwork… Visualise a nice hot pot of tea… Alucard (narrating): The police girl and I have been taking care of the house. Alucard: You do… Continue reading Desert Island Storyline 17/34

Desert Island Storyline 18/34

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Integra: These “new recruits”… Alucard: A group that you looked into hiring some time ago. Integra: The mercenaries? Alucard: Yes. Integra (narrating): The “Wild Geese” — a private group of soldiers-for-hire with an impressive reputation as military experts. Led by Pip Bernadotte, they’re unaffiliated with the regular army, so we don’t need to deal with… Continue reading Desert Island Storyline 18/34

Desert Island Storyline 19/34

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Alucard: In that case… they’re adequate. Their skills and discipline meet the standards of Hellsing soldiers. And they’ve adjusted well to the shock of vampires and monsters being real. Captain Bernadette has certainly gotten over it; he isn’t afraid of the police girl, at least. Pip: Look again, stupid… Seras: ?! Pip: You blew up… Continue reading Desert Island Storyline 19/34

Desert Island Storyline 29/34

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[THWOK THWOK THWOK] Pip: Well, yeeha. I think we found it! This the place, Mr. Alucard? Alucard: Yes, Sir Integral is here. Pip: Hey there! First class one-way ride for Sir Integral Hellsing, standing by. That’d be you, right? Enrico: No, that’s her. Integra: Captain Bernadotte, I presume? Pip: Hey, nobody told me you were… Continue reading Desert Island Storyline 29/34

Desert Island Storyline 30/34

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Integra: All right, captain, this is your first direct order from your commander: don’t make any first impressions of me until after I’ve had a nice long shower and a change of clothes. Understood? Pip: Yes, sir!

Desert Island Storyline 31/34

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Integra: Ah, Alucard, there you are. Enjoying the Caribbean sun? Alucard: Immensely. Let’s get out of it. Pip: Hey, shouldn’t ‘e be shriveling’ up or burnin’ or something’? What’s with all this sun? Alucard: Sunlight is not fatal to me… I just hate it! Integra: Here’s your second direct order, Captain: take us home.

Desert Island Storyline 32/34

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In the Hellsing Mansion, shortly after the return: Enrico is in the shower washing his hair, unaware of what a nice fan service pose he’s in. He’ll borrow something to wear from Integra when he gets out (yes, they wear the same size). Integra’s in a similar situation (different shower, though). She’ll be out sooner:… Continue reading Desert Island Storyline 32/34

First Anniversary

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Erin: Three hundred sixty-six days. Three hundred twenty-four comics. I’ve lost track of the number of sketchbooks… Walter: Nine hundred thirty-nine cups of tea. Integra: Two hundred sixty-one cigars. Walter: That figure sounds low. Integra: Well, I quit for that month, and was on an island without cigars for one storyline. Seras: Three pints of… Continue reading First Anniversary

Integra versus Van Helsing

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I wrote Integral’s rant about Van Helsing right after seeing it. Gabriel Van Helsing (they changed his name from Abraham) was working for a secret Catholic organization with the job of protecting the world from heathens and monsters. They didn’t say “Iscariot,” but I think we could all figure it out. Note from The Future:… Continue reading Integra versus Van Helsing