[FLUMP] [EEEEEK!] [HISSSSSSS] [CLATTER] Integra (thinking): I’m certainly not bored any more. But it is a bit of a shame. It’s a waste of good cake.
Integra: You gentlemen can stop staring. I know most of you have never seen a vampire up close, but she’s no threat. Seras: Uh, sir… I’m wearing a tight dress and pinning down another blonde girl in a bikini. And we’re both covered in cake. Integra: Your point, Officer Victoria…? Seras: Well, sir, they might… Continue reading Birthday Bash 67/85
Integra: Then you sent this child to attack Hellsing? [lick lick lick] Laura: No. She took that initiative on her own. Integra: Audacity such as this cannot be allowed to go unchecked. I will not have it in my country. Laura: Then I will check it. But let her go.
Integra: You let her go? Seras: Yes, sir. I’m sorry, I– Integra: Well done. Very merciful. Very human. Now get that catboy out of here and call the maids. And have someone bring up the actual cake.
Along with her enhanced strength and senses, Seras is currently more sun-resistant than normal, thanks to her recent drink. But she’s standing in the shadow, because it’s more comfortable. Integra’s office. Pip: So what is it? Seras: A cat. Sorta. Sir Integra called him a “catboy.” I think that’s a guess. My Master didn’t recognize… Continue reading Birthday Bash 74/85
Pip: Is that the door? Seras: Relax. It’s just Walter. Pip: How did you know? Seras: His footsteps. Couldn’t you hear? Walter: Brace yourselves. The last guest just left, and… Seras: …she’s coming. And she sounds angry.
Seras: Ah, sir! Before you say anything– Integra: What the hell, Victoria?! Seras: eep.
Integra: And this! What is the deal with this?! Seras: Sir, don’t be mad at him! He’s some kind of stray! But he’s innocent, I swear, he’s safe, my Master checked… Integra: Yes. I know. He told me. I have been waiting for you to tell me yourself. You do not keep secrets from me… Continue reading Birthday Bash 79/85
Integra: This should go without saying: Your invitations to the after-party are revoked. Dismissed. And, Victoria. Seras: Sir? Integra: This house is not an animal shelter. Seras: Yes, sir. Integra: However, this is no ordinary animal. It would be wise to keep our eyes on him. Take Walter and purchase some more appropriate clothing. Seras:… Continue reading Birthday Bash 82/85
Pip: Looks like the show’s over. Seras: Yeah… Nina: Meow!! Meow! Seras: Kitty! Walter: Seras Victoria! Control your catboy! Seras: Sorry, Walter!