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Integra: You gentlemen can stop staring. I know most of you have never seen a vampire up close, but she’s no threat. Seras: Uh, sir… I’m wearing a tight dress and pinning down another blonde girl in a bikini. And we’re both covered in cake. Integra: Your point, Officer Victoria…? Seras: Well, sir, they might… Continue reading Birthday Bash 67/85

Birthday Bash 70/85

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Integra: Then you sent this child to attack Hellsing? [lick lick lick] Laura: No. She took that initiative on her own. Integra: Audacity such as this cannot be allowed to go unchecked. I will not have it in my country. Laura: Then I will check it. But let her go.

Birthday Bash 73/85

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Integra: You let her go? Seras: Yes, sir. I’m sorry, I– Integra: Well done. Very merciful. Very human. Now get that catboy out of here and call the maids. And have someone bring up the actual cake.

Birthday Bash 74/85

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Along with her enhanced strength and senses, Seras is currently more sun-resistant than normal, thanks to her recent drink. But she’s standing in the shadow, because it’s more comfortable. Integra’s office. Pip: So what is it? Seras: A cat. Sorta. Sir Integra called him a “catboy.” I think that’s a guess. My Master didn’t recognize… Continue reading Birthday Bash 74/85

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Pip: Is that the door? Seras: Relax. It’s just Walter. Pip: How did you know? Seras: His footsteps. Couldn’t you hear? Walter: Brace yourselves. The last guest just left, and… Seras: …she’s coming. And she sounds angry.

Birthday Bash 79/85

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Integra: And this! What is the deal with this?! Seras: Sir, don’t be mad at him! He’s some kind of stray! But he’s innocent, I swear, he’s safe, my Master checked… Integra: Yes. I know. He told me. I have been waiting for you to tell me yourself. You do not keep secrets from me… Continue reading Birthday Bash 79/85

Birthday Bash 82/85

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Integra: This should go without saying: Your invitations to the after-party are revoked. Dismissed. And, Victoria. Seras: Sir? Integra: This house is not an animal shelter. Seras: Yes, sir. Integra: However, this is no ordinary animal. It would be wise to keep our eyes on him. Take Walter and purchase some more appropriate clothing. Seras:… Continue reading Birthday Bash 82/85