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Back in the lab: [ZAP] Major: I’m back! Zorin: I have muscles again! Captain: … Rip: My poor hair… Dandy: Is Schroe okay? Schrö (???): Nyu? Doc: Oh, yes. He’s fine. I just did the switch that I was trying to do in the beginning. Come on over, Schroe! Schrö!???: Hey, Doc! I’ve got boobs!… Continue reading Body Swap Of The Invaders 25/25
You’ll recall that the Shine timeline (ever since the time-traveling adventure threw it for a loop) follows the events of OVA I & II, with a few additions. For example, the events surrounding Kim (TV anime, Order 04) still happen. So does Seras’ meeting with Helena, and Helena’s subsequent death (Order 08, Order 11). Ditto… Continue reading Birthday Bash 22/85
Seras: Okay, just hold it right there…What are you? You don’t smell like a human. Red eyes, but you don’t smell vampire either. You look like a human, except for the eyes and ears. Well, you act like a kitten, anyway… [lick]
Seras: I don’t know where you’re from, what you are, or why you’re here. You could be a threat. On the other hand, you could be just abandoned and helpless. In which case, I can’t just leave you here. Schrödinger (???): Wrowrl? Seras: All right, you’re coming home with me. If you are a threat,… Continue reading Birthday Bash 24/85
Seras: I’m sorry, Master, but that’s why I wanted to see you! You can read his mind and find out if he’s a threat! Alucard: At least you’re learning. That’s something. It doesn’t feel malicious… Seras: Well, now we have to keep him! He likes you!
I’m not sure whether this is true in the canon; but in the Shine world, Alucard has a room with no doors. He keeps some private things in there – including, apparently, spare clothes. Alucard: Come along. I’ll get it some clothing. Seras: What is he? Alucard: Nothing I’ve ever seen before. Seras: What’s in… Continue reading Birthday Bash 29/85
Some days later: Pip: Mignonette? Are you there? [nok nok] [CRASH] Seras: Just a second! [scuffle scuffle] [SHHH] [BUMP] Come in! Pip: Are you hiding something from me? Seras: What? Hiding? Me? No!
The day of the party arrives! Pip: Can’t I wear something else? Walter: Do you own any other formal wear? Pip: No. But still! I feel like a bellhop. Seras will never let me forget this… Walter: Oh, I rather doubt she’ll get to see it. It’s the middle of the morning. She tried to… Continue reading Birthday Bash 44/85
[ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ] Schrödinger (???): Mew? Seras: Oh, hi there kitty. What is it? Oh, right! I’m late for the party! [BANG] Forgot there was a lid there…
Integra: Of course I’m not scared. You are nothing but a spoiled, silly child. And you will be dealt with as such. Islands (thinking): Doesn’t look like a child to me… [BANG] The door? Wait. That isn’t…It can’t be…her?!