Note from The Future: I’m told that, in Doc’s Story, the demon’s name is given as Azmodeus. (Also, she and Hitler are implied to be Schrödinger’s parents. Yyyyeah.) None of this info was going around English-speaking fandom in the Shine-writing days, so Nina got a lot of details made up. Nina: Oh. Oh, this is… Continue reading Getting Sick of Fangirls 33/69
Alucard: I’m always up for a good battle. Fans: Fight! Fight! Fight! Nina: Good, because that’s one of your two choices. You see, I’m a succubus. If I don’t get a good fight, I’m going to need a good– Alucard: Fight! I choose the fight! Fan: Can he still do it shirtless?
The last fangirl of this storyline is AtticusBlackwolf, the first to see fit to attack Alucard’s headwear. Alucard: You’ll want to wait a few minutes while I dispose of these things… [EEEEEEEEEEE] Nina: HISSSSS Alucard: …or not. Fan: It’s Alucard’s HAT!! It is the full embodiment of awesome in hat form.
Doc (offscreen): But, Major…this wasn’t in your plans! [KA-KLIK KA-KLIK HISSS] Major: True, Herr Doctor. True. Even so, I don’t believe he will be defeated so easily. This is just a sideshow. Popcorn?
Integra: I need to see what’s going on. Seras: Yes, sir. [BAM] [HISS] [THUD] Alucard (thinking): Master, you idiot… [HISS] Alucard: Releasing control art restriction system to level three. Level two. Level one.
[KRAK-THOOM] Schrödinger (thinking): Aww, it’ll rain on my camera. Integra: Alucard…stop it… Major: Keep it up, vampire. You’re only making her stronger.
[SLICE] Integra (thinking): No. Integra: Seras. There’s a plastic pitcher in the fridge. Get it for me. Seras: Sir? Can it wait until Master wins? Integra: He’s losing.
Walter: You sent Seras after the flowers-of-Perun iced tea? Sir, you’re in no shape to– Integra: Don’t argue with me, Walter. Walter: But–! Have you released Alucard’s final restriction? Integra: No. And I’m not going to. He might still lose. And even if he wins, he might die. I won’t let that happen.
Walter: Sir, at least let me be the one who drinks– Integra: Thank you, Seras. No, Walter. I’m the one with the practice. Integra (thinking): Forgot to ask for a cup. I’ll have to drink straight from the jug. Alucard (telepathy): Master, no! Integra (thinking): Why, Alucard, I didn’t realize you were so big on… Continue reading Getting Sick of Fangirls 52/69
[KRAK THOOM] Major: Most impressive, Fräulein. Show me what this new weapon of yours is capable of.