War of the Words 26/120

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The word Japanese “i-jin” can be translated as “great man”, “foreigner”, “barbarian”, or “alien.” All of the meanings are sort of accurate. Integra: The enemy in this situation is a type which Agent Paper has faced before, but to which the rest of you must be rapidly introduced. Fortunately, Mr. Joker, head of the British… Continue reading War of the Words 26/120

Shine or Die: Deleted Scenes #3

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Shine Or Die: Director’s Cut With Commentary! Xuanwu: This was an early idea for the opening. Erin: It was the twist that got the characters of Hellsing and R.O.D together. The story went straight to the Wells plot instead, for the sake of being streamlined. Joker: Agent Paper, the British Library has a job for… Continue reading Shine or Die: Deleted Scenes #3

Fangirls Are All The Same 36/40

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Enrico Maxwell and Mr. Joker (Yomiko’s boss) are long-lost twins, I swear. Enrico: Sir Integral? I’d like my agent back now. [deedily deedily deedily] Integra: Much as I appreciate the confirmation that you’re tracking the agent on a supposed personal trip, it seems I have another call, which may be more important. Please hold. Joker:… Continue reading Fangirls Are All The Same 36/40

Fangirls Are All The Same 37/40

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Integra: Officer Victoria, Captain Bernadotte! Escort the Catholics to the continent. Alucard, if there are any spies in the area, search and destroy. Goodbye, Maxwell. Agent Paper, take the author and rendezvous with Joker at… Joker: Location seven. Integra: …location seven. May God and Her Majesty be with you, Joker. Amen. Walter, where’s that cigar?… Continue reading Fangirls Are All The Same 37/40

Birthday Bash 52/85

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Integra (thinking): That was low, Islands. And it would be bad manners to retaliate — as well as childish. Joker: Whilst you’re all standing, another toast? Though we have different purposes and different methods, we share the common goal of defending Queen and Country. To Her Majesty and to Hellsing. Crowd: To Her Majesty and… Continue reading Birthday Bash 52/85

The World According to And Shine Heaven Now

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Also on DA. U.K. — British Library Special Ops Government-sponsored. Bibliomaniacs. Fight literature-related crime, worldwide if necessary, when beneficial to their own interests. Employ paper users. U.K. — Hellsing Government-sponsored. Anglican. World’s best vampire hunters. Employ vampires as well. Japan — STN-J Local branch of Solomon. Witch hunters. Employ “craft users”, distinguished from “witches” by… Continue reading The World According to And Shine Heaven Now

The Eagle Has Landed 2/45

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British National Security Special Guidance Division Headquarters. Penwood: There you are, Sir Integra. [British Royal Navy Vice-Admiral Sir Shelby M. Penwood] Joker: Please, sit down. [British Library Special Operations Commander Joe Carpenter “Joker”] Integra: What’s the situation? Walter: Sir, we know why we’re here. Integra: Yes, but the readers may not.

The Eagle Has Landed 5/45

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Penwood: We’ve lost contact with the newly built Royal Navy aircraft carrier HMS Eagle. This was after it reported approach by a helicopter of unknown origin. We’ve tried to open communications several times, to no avail. It’s as if the ship has been abandoned. Joker: But our latest intelligence indicates a single person on deck…reading… Continue reading The Eagle Has Landed 5/45

The Eagle Has Landed 10/45

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Integra: This is obviously the work of vampires. The one with the parasol and the musket, and the one who uses paper– Joker: Ah, ah, ah! “To a man with a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.” Integra: What are you trying to say, Joker? Joker: I’m saying perhaps we should have called on… Continue reading The Eagle Has Landed 10/45

The Eagle Has Landed 11/45

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In between Yomiko and Robin is Fire Inc., a character from the R.O.D manga who has powers very similar to Robin’s. Integra: What do witches have to do with this? We’re talking about paper users. Joker: You think there’s a difference? Paper users, fire users, psychics, people who can heal…it’s all the same thing. They’ve… Continue reading The Eagle Has Landed 11/45