Our guest strip week opens with this strip by Derek “open_sketchbook” Chappel.
Major: Gentlemen, I like war. Gentlemen…I love war. Gentlemen… I am such a fanboy of war.
All around the base: Major: It’s always WAFF-y when our forces are ravaged by a Russian armored division. I have such a kink for being squashed under the heel of the British and American war machines. Having to watch my men crawl on the ground like insects is the ultimate setup for angst.
Millennium: Krieg! Krieg! Krieg! Major: Then we shall have krieg. Let us drag them out of bed by the hair and remind them of what we are! We will remind them what it feels like to live in fear. We will remind them of the sound our jackboots make against their throats! Let us show… Continue reading Gentlemen, I Fanboy War 21/21
On board the HMS Eagle Soldier: Mmmm… Who knew the captain tasted like chicken?
Soldier 1: Where’s that girl? Soldier 2: On deck. Soldier 1: What, out in the sun? Soldier 2: That’s right. I’m jealous…we may be more powerful as vampires, but we’ve lost a lot, too. We can’t read in the sunlight, we can’t go feed pigeons in the park… Soldier 1: When did you ever feed… Continue reading The Eagle Has Landed 26/45
Soldier 2: But we’re all just playing second fiddle to her. That girl innocently reading on deck. She’s not like us, but she’s no normal human, either. She’s the reason we’re on this ship. The rest of us are just her escort. The backup dancers. Rookies… Soldier 1: …cannon fodder? Soldier 2: Well, great. Now… Continue reading The Eagle Has Landed 27/45
Major: It will be a shame to lose that girl….but she’s outlived her use. There goes her death knell now. [WOOP WOOP WOOP] Soldier 3: The instruments are going haywire! Something’s approaching on radar…at 85,000 feat! Traveling at mach 2.8! Soldier 1: It’s an Incredibly Awesome Plane. Soldier 3: …you’re kidding about the name, right?… Continue reading The Eagle Has Landed 29/45
Soldier 1: Fire the anti-aircraft guns, and– Soldier 2: The plane’s going into a nosedive! Soldier 1: –and take immediate evasive action! He can’t be planning to crash into the ship! That would be crazy! / He’s moving too fast. There’s no escaping it. Our only hope now is that girl… Alucard: All this dramatic… Continue reading The Eagle Has Landed 30/45