Police officer: “Your camera, please. Thank you.” Citizen: “You can’t–” Madeline: “She’s a very strange vampire . . . She doesn’t seem . . . evil.” Pip: “You’re right! She’s too cute for that.” On the ground (East Pillar): Gendarme (police officer): Votre appareil-photo, s’il vous plait. Merci. Citoyenne mécontent (ticked citizen): Vous pouvez pas–… Continue reading Tu Seras Avec Moi 40/43
Madeline: I zank you for your ‘elp tonight, Seras Victoria. Ze ‘Oly League will ‘andle ze cleanup. I am zorry for zhooting down your comrades in ‘Ellsing earlier zis evening. I ‘ope zey are not too angry. Seras: There are other soldiers from Hellsing here? Pip: So, ah, teleporting. Weird, huh?
Cameo: Oscar, from Rose of Versailles. In this reality, dying gendarme Pip Bernadette was turned into a regenerator by the Holy League, with its resident ace-in-the-hole Madeline. They later hired the mercenary Wild Cats, led by Seras Victoria. Madeline: I don’t like this. Fondamentale: Wow! Lots of Madelines! Pip: What’s going on, Master? Madeline: Something… Continue reading Not Quite Victoria’s England 104/120
Cameos: Princess Serenity and Luna; Adam Young. Strict Hellsing canon is in brown. The rest is a combination of history, crossovers, and previous events of Shine. You’ll notice that some of them have been rearranged; all in all, though, the events were generally the same. We now return you to your normal state of comic-strip… Continue reading And Shine Heaven Now: Full Restored & Integrated Timeline!
I’ve been working on Sailor Hellsing on and off; once exams are over I’ll crack down on it to the point where I’m ready to share it with the world. Ambigrams (word designs that look the same upside-down and right-side-up) are fun, if frustrating. Here’s “Tek Jansen” and here’s “hellsing”. The short version of the… Continue reading Raid The Sketchbook! End-Of-Class Edition (or, Stuff I Drew On My French Notes)
Note from The Future: except, of course, in the sense where people think “I don’t respect the existence of science or the basic humanity of people who are different from me” is “just a political view.” Ladies and gentlemen, your doujinshi-ka. Erin: My fellow Hellsing fans: As a politically aware person, I have political opinions.… Continue reading Four More Years
That’s infectious mononucleosis. The main symptom is constant fatigue. It can persist for months, and of course, in my case, it did. Reseda: Erin has mono. For a while, this place is going to be under even less control than usual.
“In the struggle for the soul of American Jewry, the Orthodox model has triumphed.” –Jew vs. Jew, p. 338 Integra: So…every religion has members who think you don’t count if you break even one rule, but Judaism goes to the opposite extreme: some people consider themselves Jews even though they don’t actually hold any Jewish… Continue reading A Brief History, Of Sorts, Of Judaism part 4
Note from The Future: …on rereading this 10 years later, I’m thinking I didn’t make it clear enough that “destroy” means “destroy so you have a nice clear area on which to build a new trauma-free version from the ground up.” Although I did get a good grade, so the professor must have figured it… Continue reading A Brief History, Of Sorts, Of Judaism part 6
Also on DA. U.K. — British Library Special Ops Government-sponsored. Bibliomaniacs. Fight literature-related crime, worldwide if necessary, when beneficial to their own interests. Employ paper users. U.K. — Hellsing Government-sponsored. Anglican. World’s best vampire hunters. Employ vampires as well. Japan — STN-J Local branch of Solomon. Witch hunters. Employ “craft users”, distinguished from “witches” by… Continue reading The World According to And Shine Heaven Now