World's second-most-popular Hellsing-related comic.
The Hellsing mansion is known for the soldiers who guard it, not to mention the knight and vampires who dwell within it. But there are other people who keep this house running… …in more boring ways. Walter: Are you finished with those socks yet? Maid: Almost, Walter!
Both this maid and the cook appear briefly in the anime. Maid (thinking): Why would Sir Integral need this many socks? She’s only going to be gone for one day… Meanwhile, in the kitchen: Cook: I understand that Sir Integral’s destination is classified. But could you tell me why she needs a cake? Walter: I’m… Continue reading Every Leaf In Springtime 2/43
Do me a favor. Pretend that looks like a hangar. The hangar, or wherever they keep the helicopters. Mechanic 1: And she’s full up! This baby’s ready to go anywhere. Mechanic 2: Got any idea where she is going? Mechanic 1: No, but I hear she’s taking a cake. Maybe a surprise birthday party?
Continuity-breaking cameos: Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert on the couch. (In-universe this isn’t the characters who will appear later, it’s just some lookalikes.) Integra (thinking): This is why I don’t go to parties. To say nothing of throwing them. I almost wouldn’t mind a vampire attack now, just to shake things up a bit.
Chef: Walter… Walter: Yes? Chef: A delivery just arrived at the kitchen door. We didn’t order anything. What is it? Pip: Oh, that’s mine! Walter: Captain, you were only supposed to get entertainment, not dessert… Knight (offscreen): Walter! This glass has broken! Walter: Coming, Sir Pevensie! Pip: I’ll take care of it. Don’t you worry… Continue reading Birthday Bash 47/85
Pip: “It’s strange . . . this is a real cake. I thought women only jumped out of cardboard cakes . . .” “I hope she knows what she’s doing!” (Which is true, by the way. It’s a solid fake cake mold. There’s frosting on the paper over the top, so that the entertainer will… Continue reading Birthday Bash 54/85