Day 19 of no cigars Alucard: Enjoying yourself, Master? Integra: Get out of my office.
On the tenth day of Christmas my vampire gave to me Ten hellhounds barking Nine manga volumes, eight ghouls a-moaning Sven Catholics preaching, six silver bullets Five pints of blood! Four DVDs, three cigars, two giant guns And a translated Hellsing CD On the eleventh day of Christmas my vampire gave to me Eleven yellow… Continue reading Fangirl Karaoke: 13 Days of Hellsing Christmas, Part III
Kohta Hirano said in a side note in Order 05 of the manga, “It’s beginning to seem like everybody wears glasses. What to do?” On the twelfth day of Christmas my vampire gave to me Twelve pairs of glasses Eleven yellow roses, ten hellhounds barking Nine manga volumes, eight ghouls a-moaning Sven Catholics preaching, six… Continue reading Fangirl Karaoke: 13 Days of Hellsing Christmas, Part IV
I don’t care if you don’t celebrate. Have a merry day anyway. Crowd: We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year! Good tidings we bring to you and your kin! Good tidings for Christmas and a happy New Year!
Chao the Luke fangirl makes a typical energetic entrance. [EEEEEEEEEEE!!] An interesting case, is Luke Valentine. Luke: What an odd creature… Cause of death: eaten. (By a doggy!) This was, understandably, a traumatic experience. So the first part of his time in Hell was spent recovering. It should be noted that fangirls are not conducive… Continue reading Fangirls Are Hell 3/60
Shoujocard: Come on! Come on! hurry! Regenerate your legs and attack me! C’mon! Luke: Y–you’re a monster! Shoujocard: …*sniff* I see! *sob* You’re just like all the other boys! It’s because I’m fat, isn’t it? Well, fine! I don’t care any more! I’m just going to eat and eat until I feel happy again! [CHOMP]… Continue reading Shoujocard: Comfort Food
For the record: Two Morlocks came thru the portal. One’s out of action now, but the other – and Wells – are currently MIA. [munch munch] Integra: Alucard? Are you… Alucard: Yes, Master? Integra: Good, you look normal. Alucard: Form means nothing to me. Integra: What’s the hellhound eating? Alucard: Finishing off a Morlock. Want… Continue reading All’s Well That Ends Wells 54/120
Integra (thinking): Something’s wrong…I’m shrinking faster! I can’t balance! Integra: Alucard: HELP!! Alucard: I never thought, when I was scaring the wits out of Renfield, that I was playing horsey for a 6-year-old at the same time… Integra: Good doggie.
Integra: Grandpa, look out!
Sri Integra (the title translates, roughly, to “Lord”) and her consort. Based on a classic pose in which Vishnu and his shakti Sri-Lakshmi are frequently drawn. In their incarnations as Ram and Sita (as chronicled in the Ramayana), they’re basically Hinduism’s archetype for a perfect couple. Here on Deviantart.