Costume party at Iscariot! That’s Yumie with Anderson. She’s the alternate personality of Yumiko (one of the commenting kao; the other is supposed to be Heinkel, not Seras). Anderson: Did Yumiko have any objection to the costume? Yumie: She would if she knew about it. Yumiko: She’s so awful! Do something, Heinkel! Heinkel: Against your… Continue reading Halloween Special 2003: Anderson & Yumie
The Catholics, from right to left: Yumiko; the nameless priest from Cross Fire #1; Heinkel; Father Renaldo; Alexander Anderson; Enrico Maxwell; and a nameless member of the John sector (section III, just as Iscariot is XIII). On the seventh day of Christmas my vampire gave to me Seven Catholics preaching Six silver bullets Five pints… Continue reading Fangirl Karaoke: 13 Days of Hellsing Karaoke, Part II
Kohta Hirano said in a side note in Order 05 of the manga, “It’s beginning to seem like everybody wears glasses. What to do?” On the twelfth day of Christmas my vampire gave to me Twelve pairs of glasses Eleven yellow roses, ten hellhounds barking Nine manga volumes, eight ghouls a-moaning Sven Catholics preaching, six… Continue reading Fangirl Karaoke: 13 Days of Hellsing Christmas, Part IV
Walter: This is what I was about to tell you, Integra… The cell phone’s location was right outside our door! Anderson & Enrico & Heinkel & Yumiko & Renaldo: Joy to the world, the Lord is come! / Let Earth receive her king! / Let every heart / Prepare him room / And heaven and… Continue reading Christmas Special 17/22
Enrico: We’re going around to a bunch of Catholic orphanages and boarding schools and such in England, so we thought we’d stop off here first. And we wondered if you’d like to come with us! Oh, and Alex promises… Ahem. Alex: Oh, right! Um. I promise not to attack or harm any Hellsing members, monsters… Continue reading Christmas Special 18/22
I don’t care if you don’t celebrate. Have a merry day anyway. Crowd: We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year! Good tidings we bring to you and your kin! Good tidings for Christmas and a happy New Year!
Heinkel: You have gone by many names… Father Anderson…Paladin Anderson…hit man Anderson…Bayonet Anderson…Killing Judge Anderson…Angel Dust Anderson. And yet, of all these, there is one nickname you have never been given (and for good reason, I see): “Plumber Anderson.” Anderson: Just shut up and hand me a wrench.
Enrico: That’s when she stalked off, and… … Has everyone in Section XIII come to listen to my story? Yumiko: Pretty much, yeah. We’re bored…
Dark Horse gave Heinkel a German accent in the manga translation. I’m avoiding accents altogether. Enrico: Okay, all of you, out of my office. Now! Yumiko: But aren’t you going to finish? Enrico: That was the finish. There’s nothing more to tell. Now shoo! Yumiko: Well, that was anticlimactic. Heinkel: I’ll say.
Enrico: Vatican Section XIII, Enrico Maxwell speaking… Erin: Hey, Enrico! This is your doujinshi-ka! I’ve just been watching Excel Saga. It’s brilliant! Bizarre, random, and fantastically hilarious. Never have I seen so much humor packed so densely! It’s a model that I would be honored to try to imitate. Anyway, I just wanted to give… Continue reading Heinkel Saga