World's second-most-popular Hellsing-related comic.
Current Situation – Thefts perpetrated: petrol, mechanical equipment, copy of Dracula, family records – Perpetrators: unknown species; investigation links them to Wells Abrupt scene change to creat suspense: Wells: Almost there…pass me a wrench. Aaaand back to the action! Integra: Because of the nature of the thefts, Joker has asked Hellsing to aid Agent Paper… Continue reading War of the Words 31/120
Meanwhile, back at the lab: Wells: There! Finished! Now to do a test run– [THUMP] [BANG BANG] Cliché villain hideout #188: the Old Abandoned Warehouse. Pip: I found the bad guys!
Integra: Whether or not this is Wells’ objective, there is no way that he can succeed. Time travel is logically impossible. Still, if he has mechanical abilities, he may have created something else dangerous. Wells: They’re close. I thought the Morlocks would’ve bought me more time than that. Integra: …Alucard, are you listening? Book: “The… Continue reading War of the Words 44/120
[Doorknob: Do Not Disturb] Seras: This looks promising. Yomiko: Or like a trap. Integra: We’ll send Alucard in first. But open the door before you go through! Alucard: Oh, but Master, it’s no fun that way. Wells: Ah, the Hellsing Organization. You’re just in time.
Integra: Give it up, Wells. You have nowhere to run. Wells: Oh, I’m afraid it’s not a question of “where.” It’s a question of “when.”
Stealth reference to Umlaut House. [CLICK] Wells: I think this is a suitably dramatic backdrop, don’t you? Say goodbye, Hellsing! To me — to my Morlocks — and to your existence! Hm…the space-time continuum tastes like lime.
The reason why it was the Sixth Doctor who appeared: he’s just gone through the events of the serial Timelash, in which the real Herbert George Wells (pictured) travels on the TARDIS. And, for good measure, inside the TARDIS: Doctor: And that’s that. Young H. G. Wells: Was that England? It looked like England. Doctor:… Continue reading All’s Well That Ends Wells 68/120
Wells: Looks like I came just in time. Heh heh…”time.” …Okay, I’m not funny.
Heinkel (thinking): So that’s why she’s been so aggressive. Yumie’s been trying to make up and meet this dumb writer! Heinkel: Yumie, you stupidhead! Get the time machine! Yumie: {Watch me, Sumiregawa-sama! Maybe you could write a book about me! I don’t need royalties, I just want an autographed–} Heinkel: Just go!!
Note from The Future: Should’ve given this one a sound effect. A surprising number of readers missed the fact that Hakim just took a bullet to the head.