It’s nighttime at the Hellsing house, and for once everyone is actually asleep at the same time. And they’re all dreaming. Integra dreams. Seras dreams. (Well, has a nightmare.) Alucard dreams. Willis: The hills are alive-willis Walter dreams. Pip’s dreaming too, but I don’t think you want to see this one. [CENSORED]
Cameo: Dead Cat, from The Misadventures of Okk. Seras: Er… Spirit: Hi! Seras: Who are you? Spirit: I’m the spirit of your Harkonnen Cannon! Pip spiked Seras’ drink. She’s now sleeping it off. Spirit: I’m here to tell you: you must wake up! You’re by a window. Come sunrise, you’re toast! Seras: All right, I… Continue reading Happy New Year 2006
[sigh] [ZZZZZZZZZZ] Baron Harkonnen Spirit: Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen!
This guy has been appearing in Seras’ dreams since at least the first strip of 2006, so she knows him pretty well by now. Baron: It is I, the spirit of your Harkonnen Cannon– Seras: Yes, yes, I know. You say that every time I dream about you. Baron: So what’s this I hear about… Continue reading What Dreams May Come 16/27
Seras (thinking): Shouldn’t have mentioned Sir Integra — now Master’s run off. To see her, I bet. [SIGH…] And I’m not sure that answered all my questions… Baron: What are you afraid of? Seras: EEP!
Seras: S-spirit? Baron: You shouldn’t be afraid of sex, police girl! Sex is a joyous expression of love between two (and possibly more) people! Here, allow me to demonstrate! Seras: I want to wake up now, please!
[tremble tremble] [clik] [BANG] Radio: ::ksshh::
Gossips: I hear she’s some kind of exotic princess he met on a hunt in India. / Really? I understood he picked her up in a brothel. Arthur: Shelby! Have you met my wife? Richard: …was all set to inherit the lot, then he up and brings home this [bleep] gold-digger… Islands: Now, Richard, don’t… Continue reading London’s Last Stand 6/32
Penwood: I’m dead, right? Everything hurt, and now nothing does…Are you my guardian angel? Grace: Close! I’m the spirit of your gun, “Grace.” I’ve been watching over you. London’s angels are all tied up at the moment. Which is where you come in!
Grace: You, Shelby Penwood, have earned a first-class ticket to Heaven, with a recommendation to get on the fast-track to being a Guardian Angel. However! They’re totally short-staffed right now. So here’s the offer. You can skip the qualifying exams, bypass the intro training sessions, and go straight into the field. You’ll be paired with… Continue reading London’s Last Stand 8/32