Zorin!Rip: Herr Doktor, you should explain exactly what you did for Rip here. Dandy!Doc: Certainly. I’ve been experimenting with a device that records alpha wave patterns and remotely imprints them on grey matter, effectively redistributing memories, minds, and thoughts between physical forms… Zorin!Rip: In five words or less, Doc. Dandy!Doc: Fine. We’ve all swapped bodies.… Continue reading Body Swap Of The Invaders 7/25
Dandy!Captain (sign): I’m the Dandy. He’s the Captain. I can’t figure out how to talk. He just isn’t talking. I want my hot body back. Doc’s lack of fashion sense is abusing it. Doc!Dandy: I’m a mad scientist. It’s my prerogative to dress weird.
For the record, the chick in the tank is not the chick wrapped in bandages from Hellsing: The Dawn. Rip!Schrö: Why didn’t you test this machine before this happened, Doc? Doc!Dandy: I did! And it worked flawlessly! But this was the first trial with an unconscious subject. That may be what caused the device to… Continue reading Body Swap Of The Invaders 9/25
Rip!Schrö: But you can reverse this thing… All: …RIGHT? Doc!Dandy: Of course! Just give me some time…and space. Space would be good.
I should have thought out these layouts better. Read the signs before the text bubbles. Zorin!Rip: Forget this. I’m getting out of here. Doc!Dandy: Don’t go too far, Zorin! Dandy!Captain (sign): Say, Rip… Rip!Schrö: What is it, Dandy? Dandy!Captain (sign): Want to go get something to eat? Rip!Schrö: Vampires can’t eat…oh!
Dandy!Captain: DOC! Doc!Dandy: What is it, Alhambra? Dandy!Captain: Rip Van Winkle just vanished! Schrö!Doc: Is that all? I’ll go find her. Doc!Dandy: Don’t! You can’t– [SLAM] –go through walls.
Schrö!Doc: Owww… Doc!Dandy: I tried to warn you, Schrö… You’re in my body, with all my physical limitations. You’ll need to pay attention to walls. Schrö!Doc: You mean I’m stuck in one place? Is this how you guys have to live all the time? It’s so boring! Doc!Dandy: Yes, it’s the great tragedy of everyone… Continue reading Body Swap Of The Invaders 14/25
Schrö!Doc: Ow! [SLAM] Dandy!Captain: Where is she? Schrö!Doc: I don’t know! She’s everywhere and nowhere. Doc!Dandy: Be careful with my body? Dandy!Captain: What does that mean? Schrö!Doc: I don’t know how to explain it! It’s just how I am, so now it’s how she is. She appears, to people like you, to be in one… Continue reading Body Swap Of The Invaders 15/25
Schrö!Doc: Let me down! Dandy!Captain: I don’t trust you. Doc!Dandy: If you hurt my body, I’ll…I’ll shave off your moustache! Major!Zorin: BREAK IT UP! [GRAB] This stops. NOW. Time to leave Doc alone so he can do his work. Schrö!Doc: Yes, Herr Major. Dandy!Captain: Yes, Herr Major. Major!Zorin: Hey, I like being strong!
La Vie Boheme continues. SarahBelle still wrote the lot of it. HellSING! Theatre Continues: Our chorus of humans, vampires, a catboy, a ghost, and a werewolf (not that he sings) carries on: Alucard: Run faster – she’s my Master. Kouta Hirano: So that’s five undead Nazis, four psycho Catholics, three zombie vampires, two – not… Continue reading Fangirl Karaoke: La Vie Hellsing, Part 2