The bridges originally broke in 34 AD, and hadn’t been repaired by 1300. See Dante’s Inferno for details. Meanwhile, in the Malebolge: Malpeau: The last bridge is finally finished! Katzenjammer: Aye! An’ a good strong job she looks like… …’ere, what’s that light? Malpeau: Only one thing casts a light that bright– [RRRRRRUMBLE] –an envoy… Continue reading Fangirls Are Hell – The Bridges
Malpeau: Eh? Katzenjammer: Wot in ‘ell… [shing] [glitter] [crackle] Baalberith: …Dude. Shoulder devil: Well, would you look at that. Hell just froze over. Laura: Brr.
Baalberith Secretary — official title “scriptor.” Baalberith has much history in Earth’s demonology, most of it exaggerated. Was a cherub before siding with Lucifer in the Fall. Now a secretary & keeper of the archives in Hell. Has special jurisdiction over subcircle 814: enemies of Hellsing. – Eyes: same size as Seras’. Red. – Short… Continue reading Raid the Sketchbook – Demons
The most famous story of St. Francis, involving the original Brother Wolf, is from the Fioretti di San Francesco. Anderson: Hold still; I have a lighter…Oh. Hello, Brother Wolf.
Yumiko: Is that part of the act? Heinkel: That’s not part of the act. Wake up Yumie! Yumiko: I don’t want to… Enrico: Don’t worry about it, Yumiko. I’ll take care of it. Heinkel: Chief, don’t be a hero!
The Ave Maria begins “Hail Mary, full of grace.” In this case, Enrico’s saying “Hail Mary, full of holy water.” You can actually buy one of those bottles. Anderson: Get behind me, kids — Enrico: Ave Maria, aqua sancti plena.
Narration: Have you ever sprayed a cat to stop it from clawing the furniture? This was basically like that. Except that it was, you know, a lot more dramatic.
Enrico: Alex! You okay? Alex: Healing. Hold out for ten more seconds. Enrico: I’m running low on water… Alex: Pass me the rest.
[THUD] [sssssss] [CLIK] Enrico (whispering): Where did you get the bayonets from? Alex (whispering): Don’t ask.
Alucard (thinking): Oh, Master…what have you gotten yourself into?