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Cameo: Kino Makoto (Sailor Moon). Meanwhile… Seras: …and so we’re looking for a very particular shade of blue, and…excuse me, is something wrong? You look nervous… Shopkeeper: I’m sorry; I’m not used to people with red eyes. Seras: Oh! Um, colored contact lenses… Shopkeeper: They make you look very evil. Seras: Er…thanks…
Trivia: I learned Integra’s age when I had to look it up for this comic. Shopkeeper: This book contains samples of every blue fabric we carry. Seras: Wow! Seras: Now, to find Integra’s shade…oh, that’s it! Seras: That’s perfect, Walter! How did you know? Walter: I have watched Sir Integra’s eyes for all of her… Continue reading Shopping Spree 21/28
Shopkeeper: Fabric #4090FF…right this way, please. We have some exquisite new designs in just that… …color, you seem to be getting this for a friend, who isn’t here, but as long as you know her size you can blah blah chatter chatter ramble… Seras: [gasp] Seras: Walter! Hold up, I found something perfect!
Cameo: the doctor is played by Anthy Himemiya. I went to have my cholesterol tested today. They draw blood into tubes for analysis… Doctor: They still haven’t mastered the art of using just one tube for all the stuff they do. [One for testing cholesterol level] [One for testing thyroid gland] [One for Alucard’s noon… Continue reading Cholesterol
Helena: ready for something a little easier on the eyes than pages of text? Most manga will do, but Matsuri Akino’s Pet Shop of Horrors is particularly worthwhile. The manga is often creepy, sometimes funny, always intriguing, and beautifully drawn on top of that. The pets from the shop in the title tend to make… Continue reading Helena’s Reviews: Pet Shop of Horrors
Cameo: a Wocket. We interrupt this storyline to bring you… Integra (thinking): …? Integra: Walter, could you come up here for a moment? Walter: You called, sir? Integra: Tell me, is there any particular reason to be commemorating Dr. Seuss today? Walter: Dr. Seuss, the famous, whimsical, rhyming genius who is probably the best-selling children’s… Continue reading Seussentennial Bonus
Cameo: Aino Minako. Background includes Kaiou Michiru and Kino Makoto. Integra (thinking): This is actually quite a nice place…the sun, the sea, the wind…I think I’ll lie down on one of those chairs and just relax for a while… Passenger: Hey there, handsome. I couldn’t help noticing your great tan… Integra: Eighty-two. Passenger: Excuse me?… Continue reading Vacation, All I Ever Wanted 7/26
Cameo: Kaiou Michiru. Integra: …Just put it on my account. Woman: There’s room at my table, if you’re…interested. Integra: I hate to disappoint you, but I’m female. Woman: Oh, that’s not a disappointment. Integra: Well, how about the fact that I’m straight? Woman: That is. Too bad… tall blonde crossdressers are my type.
Cameo: Count D. Animated strip tomorrow. With a certain bothersome Catholic out of the way, Integra settles into a relaxing routine. The next few days are spent lounging in the sun… Integra (thinking): I never sunburn, so how much sunblock should I use for UV protection? Seras would know that kind of thing. …checking out… Continue reading Vacation, All I Ever Wanted 15/26
Cameos: Michiru, Minako, Leon, D, Utena. Enrico (thinking): Oh, gosh, it looks like we’re evacuating… where am I supposed to go? Enrico: Hey, Integra! Integra: What do you want? Enrico: Where are we going? Integra: To the lifeboats, of course. Weren’t you at the lecture? Enrico: There was a lecture? Integra: Before we left the… Continue reading Vacation, All I Ever Wanted 17/26