Enrico: Pulling another double-header today, because these questions have pretty short answers. Email: Do you know the names of those two guys from the anime who wear derby hats and carry umbrellas everywhere? Erin: Laurel and Hardy? Seriously, though, I don’t. They’re in the credits as “Messenger,” so I don’t think the animators bothered to… Continue reading Doujinshi-Ka’s Inbox: Laurel and Hardy, vampires in daylight
The Japanese branch of SOLOMON, STN-J, is the group that employs noted witch hunter Robin. (This whole chapter, of course, is a chapter from Hellsing volume 5, modified from its original version and adapted to fit this strip.) Penwood: Eight hours ago, we lost– Soldiers: Admiral! This is a matter of national security! This should… Continue reading The Eagle Has Landed 3/45
Solider: You can’t be serious about this, Admiral. Dangerous vampires lounging on decks with parasols? It’s some kind of mutiny, that’s all! Integra: Even if there are only humans on that ship, they are almost certain to be using weapon designs stolen from Ann Warbucks. Surely you respect that? Soldier: Are you suggesting that our… Continue reading The Eagle Has Landed 7/45
Soldier: Two SAS squads are approaching by helicopter. They’ll be taking control of the situation shortly. Integra: I pity those troops. They’re only going to get– [WOOP WOOP WOOP] — slaughtered.
Soldiers: Admiral! Both helicopters have been destroyed! / Was it the Eagle’s on-board weapons? / No, sir! It was– Integra: My money’s on that “magic bullet.” Soldier: — paper! Integra: …That was going to be my second guess.
Soldier: Witches and vampires…this is starting to feel like a Halloween party. Joker: If it is Readman, it would probably be safest to nuke her from orbit… Integra: Don’t be ridiculous. This is our field. Hellsing will decide how to proceed from there. Isn’t that right, Sir Penwood? Penwood: …As if we could stop you!
Officials: General!! What’s going on? Communications from the central government information regulation headquarters have been interrupted…We can’t contact them… We can’t get in contact with the London BTN! All phone lines in a large radius around the main building are down! Army bases in Kings, Greenwich, Bath, and Chester are cut off as well!! /… Continue reading All Your Base 1/39
Official: We’ve received a telegram from the Irish Regiment Imperial Guard! “In battle! Unknown enemy! They’re monsters! Save us!” Integra: There is no way our entire military should be unable to deal with a pack of cheap, cowardly, feeble baby vampires who– Walter: Ah, Sir Integra… Integra: …There are some standing right behind me, aren’t… Continue reading All Your Base 2/39
Joker: Charming as this heart-to-heart is, we’ve got incoming zeppelins. Can you get in touch with our allies? Comms guy: Trying… Phone: Hi, you’ve reached Ann Warbucks. I can’t come to the phone right now, as World War III seems to have started. Leave a message, and once the President is out of an undisclosed… Continue reading All Your Base 8/39
Comm guy: The communications network is completely dead! We can’t get in touch with any other military bases. Soldier: And the zeppelins are firing rockets! Integra: So many traitors…There will be more coming to this place soon. You should evacuate everyone immediately. Penwood: Actually…