Sett: Yes, puny beingsss entrapped in Hell…look and be amazed! I am a bringer of chaosss, a demon of the oldessst kind…I am Sett! Baobhan sith: You know, I would love to be abl to say I’m impressed. Sett: Sssett does not appreccciate sssarcasm.
Sett: I came here becaussse I have a proposssition for you. The vassst majority of you would like revenge on Sssir Integral Hellsssing, yesss? Baobhan sith: Revenge? I just want her in a compromising position with my teeth in her neck. Sett: Po-tay-to, po-tah-to…
Baobhan sith: So now what? Sett: We wait.
Baobhan sith: This could take a while, couldn’t it? Sett: Yessss. [Limited release complete. See you next time!]
Special Election Day filler cheesecake. (Source.) Drawn in response to one fanboy’s request “to see the females of Hellsing in a cheesy visit-to-the-beach episode.”
Fanart for a completely different comic: Helena, “Laura”, and Kim as they appear in Oblivion. (All the anime-only characters band together, to crash the manga plot and get their due.) The baobhan sith frequently has to be reminded to keep her hands off of her female co-workers… Also on Deviantart.
Note from 2017: Back in the day I had a note about Republican voters not actually going to Hell…but that may no longer apply, considering how wholeheartedly the party has embraced greed, wrath, hating thy neighbor, bearing false witness, and more. In Hell, along with the circles reserved for the major sins (greed, lust, voting… Continue reading Fangirls Are Hell 1/60
Our story begins with Tasha the baobhan sith fangirl . . . Fangirl: Wow! Baobhan Sith is soo cool. Integra should have let her bite her, I would have. She looks really cool when she’s licking up Integra’s blood. She didn’t even get a hair out of place while doing it! She’s so special because… Continue reading Fangirls Are Hell 2/60
Enter Katie the Luke fangirl and Sophia the Jan fangirl. [EEEEEEEEEEE!!] [EEEEEEEEEEE!!] Luke: More of them! Jan: Bleep yeah! Fangirl: just how he’s always got this grinning, wide-eyed expression on his face. And the piercings! Way cool! he’s just so bleeping awesome-looking! Fangirl: I’m such a cute little devil but compared to Jan I’m a… Continue reading Fangirls Are Hell 9/60
Sett: Your ssspeculationsss on the dangersss of fangirlsss are most assstute, baobhan sssith. Laura: How much do you know about these things, Sett? Sett: Plenty. For instanccce… Laura: Luke! Jan! We need to get these things off, now!!