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Alucard (thinking): This must be either very early in London’s history, or… Fundamental: A-ka-do? What’s going on? I can’t wear this. It’s too small. Let me borrow your coat. And I’m scared. Take me home! Alucard: … Who in the name of all that is holy are you? Fundamental: Oh, you silly vampire! It’s lil’… Continue reading Not Quite Victoria’s England 97/120
Alucard’s coat is a part of him . . . which I don’t think Fundamental realizes. (Integral knows it quite well, and under normal circumstances wouldn’t let it touch her.) And now you know when they ended up (around 12,090 A.D.), even though they weren’t there for long. Fundamental: Thanks! This robe is so cool!… Continue reading Not Quite Victoria’s England 99/120
Wanted the Whole Sort of General Mish Mash to look significantly different from the rest of the comic, so I broke out the colored pencils. It’ll get better with practice. The HHG Project’s definition for the WSOGMM reads as follows: “The technical term for the sum total of all the parallel universes, which aren’t parallel,… Continue reading Not Quite Victoria’s England 100/120
That first Sir Integra is from a timeline with some other paradox involved. Possibly the I-Jin Wells went for a different character’s ancestor. Or perhaps that timeline’s Integra is supposed to be Caucasian/half-Asian/half-African/something-other-than-half-Indian, and this is the result of her Caucasian/Asian/African/something-other-than-Indian mother’s father’s death. Alucard: Sir Integra? Integra: Sir Integra. Fundamental: “Sir Integra”? Integra #2:… Continue reading Not Quite Victoria’s England 101/120
Cameos: Roy Mustang and Riza Hawkeye, from FMA. The General Mish Mash of Everything is well-named: It holds residents from every possible version of every shredded timeline. Alt!Fundamental: Ooh! There are lots of Alexes! Some are just a few years ahead of ours… …Others are a bit behind. Alt!Arthur: Aw, please don’t fight… Alt!Walter: Like… Continue reading Not Quite Victoria’s England 103/120
Cameo: Oscar, from Rose of Versailles. In this reality, dying gendarme Pip Bernadette was turned into a regenerator by the Holy League, with its resident ace-in-the-hole Madeline. They later hired the mercenary Wild Cats, led by Seras Victoria. Madeline: I don’t like this. Fondamentale: Wow! Lots of Madelines! Pip: What’s going on, Master? Madeline: Something… Continue reading Not Quite Victoria’s England 104/120
When Seras is the guy, he doesn’t lose his top hat. And here, the obligatory timeline-with-all-the-characters’-genders reversed: F!Pip: Did you catch the lady Integra over there? M!Seras: Yes… F!Pip: So she is a chick. At first I thought I was looking at a really hot guy. I mean, yuck! M!Seras: Are you surprised that other… Continue reading Not Quite Victoria’s England 105/120
Or consider this timeline… You’ll need to zoom in to see these. Those are dust specks. Closer. No, still closer. Keep zooming. Almost there… Yes, this is our target — because, after all A Hellsing’s a Hellsing, no matter how small.
There are infinite possibilities here, some less probable than others. Some are pretty much just like ours, with a trivial decision making the difference. Heinkel #1: If I’d known my day would turn out like this, I would have just had that extra cornetto at breakfast. Heinkel #2: I did have that extra cornetto at… Continue reading Not Quite Victoria’s England 107/120
Nenene: {This is bizarre. I’m not asphyxiating, so we must be breathing, but I can’t move. Can’t swim through it, can’t walk on it, can’t move at all.} {There’s nowhere to go, so it’s not really a problem, but…} Fundamental: Eep! The I-jin guy! Nenene: {…Okay, now it’s a problem.}