[FLASHBACK LINE – DO NOT CROSS] Young Integra: Watch this with me, Daddy! Arthur: I’m sorry, Integra, but I’m going to be very busy today. Belle (video): My father isn’t crazy! He’s a genius! Belle (video): Papa, do you think I’m…odd? Maurice (video): Odd? My daughter?
And that’s when she showed up… Lord Hellsing: Now Integra, play nicely, all right? Integra: Hi! I’m Integra Hellsing. Enrico: Enrico Maxwell. Integra: Can I help you build a castle? Enrico (narrating): Of course, I had to know one thing first: Enrico (past): Are you a Catholic or…something else?
Integra: [BANG BANG] Mysterious figures: [BANG BANG] Vampire: AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE [NERF(TM) darts] [silver bullets]
Lord Hellsing: Did we get it? Enrico’s mother: We got it. Lord Hellsing: Nice shot, Maxwell. Enrico’s mother: Same to you, Hellsing.
“What do you mean, you want to be a dentist?!” … Maybe next year.
Meanwhile, in Heaven… Dad Victoria: I love you. Mom Victoria: I love you too. Dad: Well, I love you more. Mom: No, I love you more. Dad: No, I love you more! Mom: No, I…. Fargason: Are all couples in Heaven like them? Arthur Hellsing: Pretty much, yes. Mom Hellsing: No, I love you more!
Cameos: Roy Mustang and Riza Hawkeye, from FMA. The General Mish Mash of Everything is well-named: It holds residents from every possible version of every shredded timeline. Alt!Fundamental: Ooh! There are lots of Alexes! Some are just a few years ahead of ours… …Others are a bit behind. Alt!Arthur: Aw, please don’t fight… Alt!Walter: Like… Continue reading Not Quite Victoria’s England 103/120
Here, Alucard walks through the dreamscape from a moor into a hallway. In Order 08, Integra dreams about walking through this same hallway; she opens the door onto the soldiers’ training maze, which later falls down to reveal the moor. Alucard (thinking): Looks like I’ve gotten beyond the pink elephants. That’s a relief. The more… Continue reading Visions of Sugarplums 11/31
Bertie Wooster’s vocabulary is very esoteric. There’s a partial list of expressions here. Bertie (narrating): It’s not often that my man Jeeves runs into a set of circs. he can’t handle. He’s absolutely topping at dealing with pesky engagements and overbearing aunts. But when my cousin’s fiancée began smashing dinner-tables in one go, I confess… Continue reading Isn’t That A Little Bit Dangerous, Jeeves? 9/60
Integra: Are there any shocking revelations about Walter’s parentage here? Alucard: No, Master. Integra: Then skip to the next shocking bit. Alucard: All right. Narration: …when I saw something absolutely shocking!