Seras: Master… ? [WHUMP] Thank you for catching me… Alucard: It’s all right now, Police Girl. Enrico: Do you have to put up with this sort of thing often? Integra: It’s the fangirls, Maxwell. It’s only the fangirls… I hope. [SMOOCH!]
And here we have Connor the Seras fanboy! Enrico: Luke? Fanboy: Seras is sooooooooooo cool and she is a vamp and she is not all mighty “like Alucard” (I hate him) and she is hot too and she [gasp!] Alucard: You don’t actually need to breathe unless you’re talking, Police Girl. Fanboy: is nice and… Continue reading Return of the Fangirls 25/107
In case it’s too hard to see: behind the rant in the second panel, Seras is jumping high enough that Todd the Seras fanboy – who otherwise would have landed in her shoulder area like everyone else – ended up on her legs. [EEEEEEEEEEEEE!] Integra: Brace yourself. That could be meant for any of us…… Continue reading Return of the Fangirls 27/107
This one here is Beth the Alucard fangirl. (Her middle name is Athena. Isn’t that cool?) Fangirl: Sexy sexy Alucard. Ooooo fangs fangs…. So awesome! Kills all the wimpy freaks without any trouble. I love that grin… I wouldn’t mind seeing that grin in person, even though it would probably mean I’d be dead in… Continue reading Return of the Fangirls 28/107
Alucard: A fangirl who pairs me with herself. Integra: It’s the next logical step. After all, most of them have remarked on what they think is sex appeal in you. Alucard: You mean you don’t think I have sex appeal? Integra: Not only that, I think they’re cracked in the head for coming up with… Continue reading Return of the Fangirls 29/107
Meet Inness, Megan, and Tama the Alucard fangirls – all of whom ship Alucard with themselves ^_~ Integra: In any case, this is an isolated incident. Fangirl: No, it isn’t. [EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!] [EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!] [EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!] Integra: Isn’t it? How many such fangirls can there be? Fangirl: Alucard is so incredibly sexy and tall and dark and red… Continue reading Return of the Fangirls 30/107
How do Enrico fangirls like Sarah “EEE ISCARIOT ^^” Dempster get these ideas about him? Enrico: I’d never thought I’d see the day… but here it is: all the major members of Hellsing are fallen at my feet. [EEEEEEEEEEEE!!] Fangirl: YEYMAXWELL! Maxwell is so cool! HE likes having fun! He’s the best Catholic in the world! No… Continue reading Return of the Fangirls 37/107
[EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!] We interrupt this scene to bring you an update on the situation at the door: Pip: So, you’re the bloke Iscariot sent to pick up their boss? Alexander: Ay… that I am. Now that the suspense has been properly raised, we return to the action upstairs!
From top to bottom, Jen and Laurel the Alucard fangirls. Fan 1: Alucard is sooo cool. He’s got these two huge guns, and he wears a groovy red coat, and he’s a vampire! How much cooler can one man get? He’s got red eyes, and he’s got a great sense of humor, and cool boots,… Continue reading Return of the Fangirls 39/107
Fan 1: And, if he wasn’t from the Vatican and she wasn’t Protestant… IxM Fan 2: IxM only if they were seriously drunk. Integra: Alucard… off. Alucard: Why, Master, you mean you aren’t enjoying this?