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The Lost Storyline 14-17

The Lost Storyline 14-17 published on 1 Comment on The Lost Storyline 14-17

Vampire: Aiiee! Wh-what are you?

Alucard: Merely a servant of the Hellsing Organization. I already know what you are — a pitiful pile of trash that…

Integra (thinking): Alucard!

Alucard: Um…just a moment.

Alucard (telepathy): Master, can it wait? I’m in the middle of a speech!


Integra (thinking): Look, just call Seras and send her up here.

Alucard (telepathy): Right away, Master. Police girl!

Seras (thinking): Yes, Master? What is it?

[washing dishes]

Alucard (telepathy): Go see Integra. She needs you.

Seras (thinking): Is she all right?

Alucard (telepathy): She didn’t say. Hop to it!

Seras (thinking): Yes, sir, Master!

Alucard: Well, now that my dramatic atmosphere has been completely ruined, I think I’ll just shoot you and get it over with.


[glug glug glug]

Integra (thinking): …

Integra: Dammit, A’kad, don’ DO that!

Alucard: Did I startle you, Master? I’m SO sorry.


Integra: I hope I didn’ upset y’r dignity too much when I called.

Alucard: Only completely.

The car swerved off the road; I was towering over the maggot vampire, in perfect form. He stuttered; I started a speech — and then had to break it off!

Integra: A’kad?

Alucard: I can’t imagine a greater affront to my dignity than–

Integra: A’kad!

Alucard: What?

Integra: Get me another cup a’ juice.

Alucard: Okay, one greater affront. But only one!

1 Comment

condonzack on Wed Sep 08, 2010 5:02 am

Tiny mallet weilding integra made my laugh.

Goblinbee on Thu Sep 09, 2010 12:07 pm

I’ve always had a special place in my heart for Hirano’s early, less-refined drawings of Alucard (ie. all of volume one). I just realized I have the same reaction to Erin’s old messy sketches of him.

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