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The 53rd Funniest Joke Of All Time

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My friend Maddie sent me this joke two years ago. Yes, it can take me that long to get back to things.

The 100 funniest jokes of all time (according to GQ Magazine) #53
read by Enrico Maxwell

[Enrico]
I was walking along a bridge one day, when I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I ran up to him and said,

“Stop! Don’t do it! There’s so much to live for!”

“Like what?”

“Well…are you religious?”

“Yes…”

“Me too! Are you Christian, or something else?”

“Christian.”

“Hey, me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?”

“Protestant.”

“Me too! Are you Episcopalian, Baptist, Lutheran, Methodist…”

“Baptist.”

“Me too!”

“Are you Baptist Church of God, or Baptist Church of the Lord?”

“Baptist Church of God.”

“Me too! Are you Orthodox Baptist Church of God, or Reformed Baptist Church of God?”

“Reformed Baptist Church of God.”

“Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1644, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1689?”

“Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1644!”

So I shouted, “Die, heretic scum!” and pushed him off the bridge.

Enrico: I don’t get it.

1 Comment

by Atticus_blackwolf on Sun Jun 24, 2007 3:09 pm

“die hertic scum” that sounds like something Erico would do….that why i think it sounds so funny when he doesn’t get it šŸ˜€

by RawSteelUT on Sun Jun 24, 2007 3:52 pm

nd he’d do it for something that petty too, which makes it funnier.

by Abadon XXX on Sun Jun 24, 2007 3:56 pm

I think I kind of got the joke, but it would have been funnier to hear Enrico do the Aristocrats joke >>

by Atticus_blackwolf on Sun Jun 24, 2007 4:32 pm

I haven’t heard the Aristocrats joke yet……

by Abadon XXX on Sun Jun 24, 2007 4:55 pm

Wiki it, and you’ll understand why pairing it with Enrico has some comedy to it.

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