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Sailor Hellsing Promo

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Caution: The upcoming week of strips deals with the murder of Seras’ parents. (Nothing new for readers of the Hellsing manga, but it’s a new level of pain as far as Shine is concerned.) If you’d like to miss it, skip forward to next Sunday.

Pretty Knight Sailor Hellsing. Come for the delicious crack; stay in spite of the bad art.

Integra: You’re mixing Hellsing with Sailor Moon? The two series have nothing in common!

Erin: Well, they both have soldiers in uniform.

Integra: Ours aren’t sailor uniforms!

Erin: But they do have short skirts — or haven’t you looked at Seras lately?

Integra: Okay, but we don’t have to recite long phrases in order to initiate attacks.

Erin: Except for “Releasing control art restriction system to level one…”

Integra: Nor do we carry around sparkly wands.

Erin: I dunno. That staff you had in Orders 11 and 12 was pretty awesome.

Integra: Have they ever fought vampires?

Erin: At least twice!

Integra: Okay, so there are a few superficial similarities in props and words. But the characters are completely different!

Michiru: Excuse me…

I’m looking for my girlfriend. She’s very tall, has light blonde hair and blue eyes, and dresses in men’s clothes. When people first meet her, they usually mistake her for a man. She also has a way with menacing glares, and she’s handy with a sword. Have you seen anyone like that around here?

Michiru: …hey, is she okay?

Erin: I think you broke her.

1 Comment

FelinaofL2 on Fri Feb 06, 2009 10:27 pm

Thanks for the heads-up, Erin. Ctrl+Alt+Del threw the readers head-first into a VERY Not Funny storyline that lasted quite awhile and was a total change from the normal stuff. I’ve read the appropriate manga (Volume 7), but am glad you threw that warning up. Now we won’t be suddenly thrown into angst.

Atticusblackwolf on Sat Feb 07, 2009 4:56 am

Yeah I remember that storyline…..made me cry(not that volume 7 didn’t)

Urahara on Sat Feb 07, 2009 10:27 am

Damn, this feels familiar, but I can’t exactly place what series I’ve seen that goes from humor to PLOT TIME like this is doing.

Xuanwu on Sat Feb 07, 2009 10:32 pm

I’m told Slayers does it now and then. There’s also Utena and Code Geass, who both go from “light and happy” to “OH GOD ANGST.”

I think it’s funny Neptune turns up given she encountered Integra once before.

Urahara on Sun Feb 08, 2009 4:19 am

I know they’re not the ones. I’m thinking of sort of a “goes from rather entertaining and fun” to “OH GOD WHY IS EVERYONE DYING LIKE THIS”. I think it’s Deadman Wonderland…


BigKwell on Sat Feb 07, 2009 10:10 pm

(laughs) Michiru, I think Haruka’s okay, so stop stressing!

BTW – I don’t think I mind the drama.

Atticusblackwolf on Sun Feb 08, 2009 9:38 am

I love Integra’s expression in the last panel lol

“I think you broke her”

Brynnie-chan on Sun Feb 08, 2009 5:21 pm

Thanks for the heads-up, Erin. Though there may still be ways to make things funny, even in the darkest times…just look at DMFA’s take on that very problem.

Sorry for advertising another comic here, but it seemed appropriate. ^_^;;;

And HOLY CRAP I never realized that before… Whaaaaa. My reaction is akin to Integra’s. (<< ... >> … *clicks the link to the Sailor Hellsing comic) What, precisely, is Alucard doing in his Volume 3 outfit?

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