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Gentlemen, I Fanboy War 18/21

Gentlemen, I Fanboy War 18/21 published on 1 Comment on Gentlemen, I Fanboy War 18/21

Major: I squee overblowing the enemy away with a line of guns. Our tanks/their bayonets will always be my OTP.

I wibble at the sight of panicked new recruits, stabbing an already-dead enemy again and again.

When the brave resistance came with their pitiful firearms, and we blew them up with the 4.8 ton bomb, my fannish heart was all a-flail.

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Chaos Priest on Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:02 am

…Wibble? :eyebrow:

Yeah, I have to give the Major points for effort, but hearing The Speech having phrases like OTP inserted in there wouldn’t really do it for me.

Xuanwu on Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:18 am

That’s because you’re not in fangirl form. He’s speaking their language, thus ensuring his speech hits them dead on.

Major used “THRILLING SPEECH.”
It was SUPER-EFFECTIVE!

FelinaofL2 on Wed Jul 01, 2009 3:25 am

xD Funny how I’ve fallen off the Captain’s hat in the last panel.

Kazokuhouou on Wed Jul 01, 2009 5:28 am

Eh, cut him some slack. I mean, this will be the only time Rip gets to hear a version of the speech.

*goes to add Genre Savvy to TV Tropes*

Kazokuhouou on Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:31 pm

I did think of a way this might backfire. All the fangirls/boys would get off everyone else…and swarm the Major.

BigKwell on Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:42 pm

If that happened, he might sufficate!

Kazokuhouou on Wed Jul 01, 2009 2:17 pm

I don’t think so, for spoilerish reasons. Also I might or might not be imagining them combining to form a giant fanboy the rest of Millenium has to fight. Like Voltron, but squealier.

won’t ever happen but a girl can dream, can’t she

Deuseldorf on Wed Jul 01, 2009 3:41 pm

Please tell me they pack the fangirls into bomb casings and drop them on Hellsing.

Lunathelunatic on Wed Jul 01, 2009 7:14 pm

…. it wasn’t the “squee” and “a-flail” that did me in . Nooo it was the spooky dark face’s with evil grins that did it.

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