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Fangirls of the Greatest Generation 11/59

Fangirls of the Greatest Generation 11/59 published on 1 Comment on Fangirls of the Greatest Generation 11/59

ZizziHungarian will not be denied her Walter fangirling!

Walter: Hm…they’re not heavy or painful. I can still flip just as easily with one–

Fan 1: *sniffle* Even though you broke my heart. That hurt. *sniffle* YOU TORE IT RIGHT OUT AND IT’S BLEEDING IN YOUR HANDS AND I STILL LOVE YOU!

Walter: Whoa!

Fan 2: EEEEE!!! It’s Walter, it’s really Walter, my little Walter! He is so cute, but no, cute is not the word for him. He is simply perfect, that is, with his handsome face, dark eyes, childish smile and easy-going style! He is so different from that Walter in my stories, he is way cooler, not a whining little brat, like that baby boy! He is strong, fast, funny, sweet and… and… and has a well-shaped body… *blush*

Walter: They can be dodged!…Wait. Where did it go!

1 Comment

BigKwell on Tue Jun 22, 2010 8:40 pm

Sorry Walter, but there’s no avoiding a VERY determined fangirl! 😆

Chaos Priest on Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:27 pm

Sure there is. The way to avoid one is to do something that the fangirl strongly disapproves of, and watch their love change into raging hatred. Mind you, this takes repeated efforts, you’d have to correctly guess the action that would repulse the fangirl, it won’t necessarily work with the most rabid variety, and even then it’s highly improbable to pull it off in the time between the first sound of “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE” and the fangirl latching on, but in theory it is possible.

One method of this which might work in the time constraint though is to suddenly announce your conversion to a smaller, less popular religion. As many fangirls have a summer home on the internet they are likely to share the common online sentiment of these religions, and therefore take news of the conversion (real or not) in a very negative light. Thus you are quickly able to repel, while at the same time avoiding the necessity of prior knowledge in most cases as you are able to work off of a generalization. Though it should be stated again that this won’t always work, and Walter wouldn’t be likely to try that particular method anyway.

Ghostfriendly on Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:16 am

(looks at Walter backflip pannel)

Should ‘I love your grin’ be ‘I love your groin’?

Alcione_Gallos on Wed Jun 23, 2010 3:10 pm

Fangirls must has super magnet-like receptors in their bodies that hone in on the object of their fan-girliness. ^^ It’s impressive

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