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Fangirl Karaoke: Barbie Girl

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Cameos: Leslie and Maxima, from the Sailor Neopets RPG.

Hellsing! fangirl karaoke!

– Okay, for these three weeks Erin’s going to be at CTY.

– For the last time :):

– So, in honor of that, we’re going to parody CTY canon songs!

– In other words, the songs that are always played at the dances.

– Starting with Aqua’s “Barbie Girl”!

Pip: Hiya Seras!

Seras: Hi Pip!

Pip: Sucked any good necks lately?

Seras: Shut up!

Pip: That hurt…

Seras: I’m an under girl, in the human world
Isn’t much fun – don’t feel human!
Voices in my head, a coffin for a bed
I am not alive, must drink blood to survive

Pip: Come on, vampire, lighten up there!

Seras: I’m an undead girl, in the human world
Isn’t much fun – don’t feel human!
Voices in my head, a coffin for a bed
I am not alive, must drink blood to survive

I’m a pointy-toothed girl,
In a diurnal world
Point-blank shots,
from a few kilos away

Pip: You’re undead, but you flinch
when I tell dirty jokes
just like a human would,
And you’re cute, too!

Seras: You can tease –
I can wait;
I have all the time on Earth!

Pip: Come on, vampire, lighten up there!

The Wild Geese on backup vocals, of course

Wild Geese: Ah, ah, ah yeah!

Pip: Come on vampire, lighten up there!

Wild Geese: Ooo-oo-ooh! Ooo-oo-ooh!

Seras: Make me mad, then, you cad;
do whatever you please
I won’t run off and hide
if you’re going to tease

Barbie Girl is © Aqua and probably other people too.

Pip: I had no such intent; come, cherie, take my hand
Have a bite (or a kiss; what’s your fancy?)

Pip: Come on vampire, lighten up there!

Wild Geese: Ah, ah, ah yeah!

Pip: Come on vampire, lighten up there!

Wild Geese: Ooo-oo-ooh! Ooo-oo-ooh!

Seras: Ooh, you’re making me so mad!

Pip: Well, Seras, I’m just getting started…

Seras: Oh just quit it, Pip!

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