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But What If She Weighs Less Than A Duck? 9/111

But What If She Weighs Less Than A Duck? 9/111 published on 2 Comments on But What If She Weighs Less Than A Duck? 9/111


Kids: Hey, Tim! Why are you packing? / Didn’t get adopted, did you?

Timothy: No, I’m going on a trip.

Kid: Yeah? Where?

Timothy: I can’t tell you. It’s top secret.

Kids: Oh, yeah right! / Keep dreaming, Tim!


Section_8 on Fri Nov 02, 2007 4:48 pm

Uh, is there any significane to Tim having roughly the same complexion as Integra? Is it time to break out the completely unwarranted “OMGIntegra’slittlebrother/clone/genderswappedAUcounterpart” device?

FelinaofL2 on Sat Nov 03, 2007 6:26 am

Now you KNOW our beloved Erin would NEVER do something that evil! πŸ™ Timothy’s an OC, not a Gary Stu, after all. Eeesh. That’s like saying Alucard and Shigure (from Fruits Basket) are related because they can change into dogs.

Xuanwu on Fri Nov 02, 2007 6:08 pm

You know what would probably make the hearts of fangirls (and a few fanboys) skip a beat? Timmy x Schroe slash.

BigKwell on Fri Nov 02, 2007 6:47 pm

Just a little question… I haven’t seen the series yet… but wasn’t “Negima!” set in a Catholic school? I do remember that Negi Springfield was a kid wizard assigned as a teacher. πŸ˜•

Section_8 on Fri Nov 02, 2007 10:21 pm

Yes. What are you implying? ….Aw, hell no, man! That’s just wrong! Stupid horny kid gets away with blasting off everyone’s clothing…

Iscariot on Sat Nov 03, 2007 3:40 am

Hey, that isn’t what Negima! is like!. That was an accident, the author may be a bit perverted but that is most out of character for Negi.

It would be interesting if that happened though.

If anime Iscariot would win with a bit of a struggle (Evangeline would be dangerous but she is a regular vampire mage, nothing Iscariot can’t deal with), manga however would be a different story.

Iscariot, as much as I like them would get trounced. There is just too much in the way of insane things in the manga version of the school. There is a gunman that would give Henikal a run for her money and Yumi would probebly have an excellent fight against Setsuna but they just don’t have the firepower to take on all the other characters as well. Ninja’s, Mages, Ghosts, Robots, Mind-Readers, Demons and high technology.

I don’t think it’s that school though. They specifically have permission from the catholic church (Manga at least) to have some of those things.

No ideas what school it could be though. What school did Card Captor Sakura go to?

Atticus_blackwolf on Sat Nov 03, 2007 5:10 am

I think she was in middle school or still in elementary.

FelinaofL2 on Sat Nov 03, 2007 6:26 am

Sakura is 8 years old and in elementary school. But that doesn’t stop her and Li from being adorable. πŸ˜€

And a big welcome to Iscariot! ^_^ Always nice to have a new face here!

Section_8 on Sat Nov 03, 2007 11:32 am

Well, Heinkel has a significant advantage in that she uses lethal bullets in contrast to Miss Gunner’s air-soft stuff (although that may have been a North-Americanization to get around the issue of her dual-wielding Desert Eagles and shooting people in the head). She’s probably holy enough to have magic resistance too. Setsuna has her paper doll magic, but Yumi is…well…insane…and more prone to decapitating people. Ghosts can be exorcised (and I seem to recal that the ghost is so out of practice that her hadoukens resemble gadoukens (look up “Dan” from Street Fighter if you don’t get it)). Ninjas automatically take a -50 skill penalty in Japan due to their proximity to other ninja (the stormtrooper effect). Miss Bookworm would probably vomit as soon as she read their minds (although she might merely be embarassed if she read their memories of the recent fangirl saga). And demons? I think they’re ready for that.

But yeah, Chachamaru’s plain munchkin.

Realistically, Yumie would probably seduce Negi resulting in wacky hijinks.

“What school did Card Captor Sakura go to?”

The one buried in 7 feet of sakura petals, duh. Heinkel and Yumie would probably explode upon setting foot in it. Or play with Mokona. Either or.

Now, what would make this REALLY interesting would be if they were hitting CLAMP School. I mean, the whole place is a gigantic magic mandela, and everyone there has an IQ of like 6000. And you’d have to beat the CLAMP Detectives four times to defeat their kid, X, Dukalyon, and 20 Mask forms. Oh, and Mokona would destroy their souls.

Xuanwu on Sat Nov 03, 2007 7:53 pm

Postby Xuanwu on Sat Nov 03, 2007 7:53 pm
Yumiko, Heinkel, and Timothy go to Tokyo Tower. The result…


Iscariot on Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:19 pm

Oh, thanks FelinaofL2 for the nice welcome. I’m a big fan of the comic but I haven’t gotten around to actually posting on the forums before (even if I read them a decent amount)


Could the Sailor Scouts be mistaken for witches? (Edit: Never mind, not a catholic school)

It is quite possibly an original character or maybe even a mistake.

SailorPtah on Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:41 pm

Section_8 wrote:
Uh, is there any significane to Tim having roughly the same complexion as Integra?

When it came time to design the OC for the end of the Catholicon storyline, I looked over the existing cast and said to myself, “Huh. 95% of the characters in this strip are white, including almost all of the OCs. Let’s get a little variety in here.”

So I did.

Section_8 wrote:
Now, what would make this REALLY interesting would be if they were hitting CLAMP School.

Oh, man, the CLAMP universe is a huge crazy heap of crossovers all its own. I’d love to play in it, but I’m just a little bit afraid of it ^_~

Section_8 on Sat Nov 03, 2007 10:15 pm

Verily. I think that, officially, CLAMP Campus Detectives crosses over with 20Mask, Dukalyon, X:1999, and I’m pretty sure I’m forgetting something. Tsubasa references pretty much everything, and Miyuki-chan shows up everywhere. EVERYWHERE.

Xuanwu on Sun Nov 04, 2007 1:06 am

Yeah, CLAMP is not for the faint of heart, but it is possible: Cardcaptor Sakura and xxxHolic are definitely compatible with Hellsing. MKR isn’t (since Mokona is God), Chobits is set in the wrong time, and Tsubasa is on too large a scale. I’m not familiar enough with RG Veda, X, or their other series to comment.

But, if you ever want to explore magic in the Shineverse (we know it exists, since Alucard was enhanced with it), I highly recommend referencing or using Crow Reed and Yuko. (Especially Reed, since he’s from England.)

Urahara on Sun Nov 04, 2007 4:49 am

I SOMEWHAT AGREE ON THE HEINKEL vs MANA THING. But that’s only because Kaede would show up, de-gozaru around, and then Mana would start another destructive battle against her. I feel bad for the cleanup crew.

Setsuna also has her pactio card and wings, kekeke. Her shikigami would probably be useless against Yumie, but the wings would definitely give her the advantage over the berserker. Not sure of the outcome, but it’d certainly be an interesting fight.

For one, Sayo would be OMFGTERRIFIED and hiding behind Kazumi despite not having a body. Then again, maybe not around Kazumi, since she’d be trying to take as many pictures as possible of the 3-A VS Iscariot battle. Other than that, not really any more demons, but the Evangeline/Chachamaru combo would be extremely hard to beat. Seriously, just full-strength Evangeline VS Anderson would probably destroy a good portion of Mahora. As for the others, Kuu and Chao (if this is pre-Mahorafest) would be kicking MAJOR Iscariot ass, Paru would have an army of awesome battle-creatures and bishounen drawn, Kotaro would be attempting to fight, but getting distracted by arguments with Yue, Nodoka would have already run away, Chisame wandered off wondering what the hell is wrong with everyone and why they dragged her away from her computer for THIS, the regular girls would be screaming their heads off, Asuna and Negi would be doing something-or-other, Zazie would look awesome, the cheerleaders would be cheering, Chizuru would be leekraping people, and Hakase would be awesome with her robots.

..The ones I didn’t name are most likely with the regular girls.

Tommygunner70 on Sun Nov 04, 2007 3:38 pm

LOL! Tim on a mission, i can see it now.

He does not really seem to be the kind of guy to go at it with a pistol or a knife. he strikes me more like a decent young gentle man, then a vampire killer.

but if he does go after vampires with a pistol or something like that, then i can already see what might happen.

The Posibilties for a slip up with a pistol are endless! but these are the most funny ones. πŸ˜‰

he would hold a pistol like it was his mother. (In other words: not keeping a tight grip on it.) and when he pulls the trigger he goes flat on his rear from a small bit of recoil, but by pure dumb luck he still nails the target.
he would keep his eyes closed while firing, being scared of the mussle flash and the loud bang that follows with the recoil of the discharge.
in a panic attack he fires at everying, minus the actual target; the Vampire.
When having fully discharged his weapon with no more rounds left, he would throw the pistol at the Vampire. instead of reloading it out of pure terror/fear or maybe due to a bad case of panic attack.

i could think of other slip ups. but those aren’t really funny…
speaking as a marksman my self who has endured his own share of slip ups of course. (like the first one in that list, it happened to me when i first fired a pistol :oops:)

Chaos Priest on Mon Nov 05, 2007 12:55 am

You forgot an option. Get a wild, semi-psychotic grin and start gunning down people while shouting “AMEN!” He is a member of Iscariot after all.

Tommygunner70 on Mon Nov 05, 2007 4:35 am

Hmm… no wonder you’re name is Chaos Priest πŸ˜›
ok that would be an option, but it does not seem to fit with Timithy’s clam and kind aditude if you ask me πŸ˜•

then again, i’ll let our doujinshi-ka be the judge of that πŸ˜‰
i am just naming a few ideas here just for fun XD

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