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Bad Vampire Joke Theater

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Q. Why did Dracula telephone the undertaker?
A. To ask for a take-away meal!

Q. What’s pink, has a curly tail, and sucks blood?
A. A hampire!

Q. How would a vampire manage with only one fang?
A. She’d just have to grin and bare it!

Q. What do you get if you cross a sheep with a vampire?
A. Drac-ewe-la!

Q. What do you call the referee in a Transylvanian cricket match?
A. A vumpire!

Q. Why does Dracula sleep so soundly?
A. His work is draining!

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