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All Your Base 2/39

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Official: We’ve received a telegram from the Irish Regiment Imperial Guard! “In battle! Unknown enemy! They’re monsters! Save us!”

Integra: There is no way our entire military should be unable to deal with a pack of cheap, cowardly, feeble baby vampires who–

Walter: Ah, Sir Integra…

Integra: …There are some standing right behind me, aren’t there.

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Open_sketchbook on Mon Jan 04, 2010 4:19 am

That’s one of the things that bugged me. The modern military is VERY GOOD at blowing stuff up, and sufficiently powerful explosives have been shown to be as good or better than silver bullets. I can’t believe that a thousand elite British infantry can’t take on a few dozen infantry; they should rip them apart with sheer bulk of ammunition expendature alone. Remember what happens to Alucard at the beginning of Volume 1? I doubt your average freak would be able to get up from that.

Besides, the military has grenade launchers. If an M203 doesn’t kill one, what would?

Atticusblackwolf on Mon Jan 04, 2010 5:46 am

if the military can blow everything up…Hellsing would have nothing to do. D:

Alucard and Seras would be very bored.

SailorPtah on Mon Jan 04, 2010 9:02 am

I think the whole “large chunks of the military were seduced into becoming vampires” twist is meant to counteract that…

Alisa makora on Mon Jan 04, 2010 6:14 pm

yeah, not only have it been shown that the military has vampires IN it, but with inside men they have, any war minded individual would think to “borrow” some of those vampire killing explosives and forget to return them,or simply “dispose” of them for “faulty” tech. thus leaveing the military without alot of said explosives.

and lets not forget the information cutoff. remember: these people have had alot of time to sink their teeth into a large amount of people. even if half the military wasnt vampires, the few they’d have gotten in would be higher rank. the ability of a few high rank individuals would make up for lack in numbers. they know war, and how to screw over their opposition for max slaughter of england: cut them off from help and info. i remember a quote about how informantics was the lifeblood of a countries military or something……….


let the bloodbath begin!

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