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by Frey on Sun Feb 25, 2007 9:10 pm

Alucard is going to really get under Pip’s skin. It seems Pip did not know about vampires having long tounges.

by Xuanwu on Sun Feb 25, 2007 9:15 pm

Looks like I was right about the tongue thing. Pip’s going to gargling holy water for weeks.

If Pip was smart, he would have popped a Garlique ahead of time. Then Alucard would have gotten a nasty surprise when they liplock.

by Urahara on Sun Feb 25, 2007 9:33 pm

Alucard looking evil + tongue sticking out = me laughing uncontrollably. –nodnod–

by Mizu on Sun Feb 25, 2007 10:15 pm


you know……….i kinda wish i was in Pip’s shoes right now T_T;;;

by Alonelyvalor on Mon Feb 26, 2007 1:29 am

“My Mr.Vampire,What Big Guns you Have..”
“All the better to kill you with”
“…Do you even understand where I’m going with that..”
“…Not really”

Please please please let what I think is going to happen..happen! The classic “hand under your chin” move can only mean two things:

1.Impending Neck Cracking
2.Really Sexy “OMG Nosebleed” kiss of death.

Poor Pip, he’s such an uke *snicker*

by Nikkei on Mon Feb 26, 2007 6:21 am

*still laughing to hard to even nod head in agreement*

My previous assumptions were correct. This is fun.

by Abadon XXX on Mon Feb 26, 2007 11:49 am

Unusually long tongues…I wonder if Alucard used to be Gene Simmons.

by Frey on Mon Feb 26, 2007 11:59 am

If any other characters have long tounges, I would say it would be Maxwell due to his snake-like appearance.

by Xuanwu on Mon Feb 26, 2007 12:19 pm

One way Pip could turn it around is to beat Alucard at his own game. Given his expertise in the matters of love (Pip strikes me as being very experienced), he can probably return a kiss as well as anyone. I’d also wager Pip has at least experimented with the same sex, given how he grew up in the continental tradition. (His preference is obviously for girls, but he’s curious and open minded.)

Pip is probably better than Alucard at kissing since the latter is a) a virgin, so he didn’t have many dates growing up, and b) tended to go for the neck more than the lips while Dracula. About the only time where we know Alucard did some kissyface was with young Walter in WW2. So rather than going from the obvious “Bleck!” response, Pip could turn the tables and pull the rug out from under big red.

And then, of course, Walter walks by, sees Alucard and Pip caught in a very interesting “battle of wills,” and gets jealous. This’d put Alucard in the hilarious situation of having to patch things up with Walter a little. Or, even better, Seras stumbles in and isn’t sure whether to be turned on or horrified.

by Known Stranger on Mon Feb 26, 2007 1:21 pm

jah,Alucards going to kiss him…likly a frencher other-wise he wouldn’t have mentioned the tounge thing

by Reeku on Mon Feb 26, 2007 3:01 pm

Blehk.. I don’t think I can bare to watch. Gosh, if I was Pip I’d be ready to ram my knee in his crotch about now. It might not work, but it’s the best I can think of besides making my mouth play stubborn. Poor Pip. TT__TT

I’m sorry I’m such a prude.

by Speedy55 on Mon Feb 26, 2007 6:05 pm

The next kiss is definetly going to be a fan service for many (not including me).

I’m ashamed to say I didn’t see this coming until the members of the board pointed it out. You guys are good!

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