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A Lovely Trick 12/31

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Pip: At least I didn’t tell you ’bout my talents with watermelons and chains…

Integra: Captain, do you know what this is?

Pip: It’s an envelope?

Integra: Do you know what’s inside it?

Pip: Er…no, not really.

Integra: It’s your next paycheck. Now, [flik] do you know what this is?

1 Comment

by Helkaurain on Sun Feb 11, 2007 10:13 pm

Best way to get a mercenary under control. Who wants to bet that Pip will really push his luck now and make some remark about not knowing what a lighter is?

by Arvanna on Sun Feb 11, 2007 10:23 pm

I doubt even Pip is that…brazen enough to find out of Integra is merely making an empty threat?

by Chaos Priest on Sun Feb 11, 2007 10:40 pm


Sure, Pip is being annoying, but threatening to destroy a merc’s paycheck? That’s just wrong.

by Dchan on Sun Feb 11, 2007 11:17 pm

ehehe, poor Pip…burning his whole paycheck would be a bit extreme ^.^;; Although he does deserve a hefty paycut for sexually harassing his boss!

Also- *fangirls over shojocard* She definitely needs to be a recurring sunday feature!

by Athos on Sun Feb 11, 2007 11:25 pm

She already is (three strips), but she needs more.

Integra…ever wonder what Hellsing would be like if she were actually evil?

by Tweak on Mon Feb 12, 2007 7:40 am

Oh, Integra is meeeeean. I would probably fall to her feet weeping incoherently. Which might just encourage her.

I’m sorry, but I really like having money.

by Xuanwu on Mon Feb 12, 2007 7:54 am

Kudos to Integra. While Pip may ignore the protests of co-workers and scoff at negative evaluations by the boss, there is something he does care about and it’s in her hand. Heh.

Some fan versions of Integra have her being a lot meaner than she’s portrayed in Shine. I remember reading one where Alucard brags about not feeling pain anymore, to which Integra responds with a swift kick to his groin that has him on the floor groaning. She *smiles* when she kicks him.

In some ways, a mean / dominatrix Integra is hot, since it makes her slightly more psychotic. On the other hand, a simple stoic Integra who shows little motion – sadistic or otherwise – is attractive, too.

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