– Where IS he? We’re on in five!

– In there!…watching Brady Bunch reruns?!

– Now get out there and sing!

– Wait! I don’t even know what song…Uhhh…Start playing the Brady Bunch theme!

Here’s the story
Of a scary vampire
Who was fighting with some very scary ghouls
All of them had skin of grey
Like their master
Who’s something of a fool

It’s the story
Of a girl named Seras
Who was having some ghoul troubles of her own
She ran into the church of Cheddar
But she was not alone

Till the vampire burst in, trying to save Seras
And he knew that it was much more than a hunch
She didn’t want to die, so she went with him
And that’s how Seras became Alucard’s lunch!

Alucard’s lunch! (Cha cha cha-cha cha!)
Alucard’s lunch! (Cha cha cha-cha cha!)
That’s the waaaay she became Alucard’s lunch!