Alucard: You’re sleeping with my fledgling.
Seras: Well, you did disappear for fifteen years.
Alucard: I was reconstituting my soul from the infinite void of null math! Do I even want to know how D happened?
Seras: You and Bernadette both.
Pip: Are you ever going to tell me how D happened? Because I’m pretty sure it was hot.
Seras: Don’t make me give you a time-out, dear.