To the tune of “My Shiny Teeth And Me” from The Fairly Oddparents.

Alucard (singing):
When I’m feeling lonely
Sad as I can be
All by myself
On a deserted ship
In an endless sea

Seras (singing):
What makes me happy
Fills me up with glee
Those bones in my jaw
That don’t have a flaw
My pointy teeth and me!

Rip (singing):
My pointy teeth that pierce through
Each neck I go to bite
My pointy teeth that sparkle
On dark and shadowed nights

Luke (singing):
My pointy teeth that glisten
Make all the humans flee

Jan (singing):
You know they’d run a mile
But can’t escape my smile
My pointy teeth and me!

Dandy (singing):
Yes they’re all so perfect
So sharp and scary
The prey’s out of luck
We grab, bite, and suck
My pointy teeth and me!

Walter (singing):
My pointy teeth so awesome
They make me look so mean
My pointy teeth I floss them
‘Cause I have to keep them clean!

Alucard (singing):
My pointy teeth I love them
And they all love me too
Why should I talk to you
When I got eighty-two
My pointy teeth and me
My pointy teeth and me!