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Doujinshi-Ka’s Last Inbox 3/23

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Q. What canonically happened to the Vatican?

A. I’ll answer this for each Iscariot…starting with Enrico, who died of falling-from-a-great-height-related complications.

Enrico: Heinkel…let me die pretty…

Enrico (thinking): Strange…why do I feel like a teenager?

Baalberith: ‘Sup?

Enrico: Aaaahh!

Baalberith: I’m Baalberith. And I was scheduled to be your guide to the afterlife today.

We had your place in the circle all warmed up and ready. But then you went and did a last-minute act of selflessness. Completely screwing up my paperwork!

Also, this guy showed up and lobbied for you.

Anderson: Hi.

Baalberith: The point is, we’ll let you out of your sentence, on condition of five thousand hours of community guardian-angel service. And it has to be protecting non-Catholics.

Enrico: If I agree to do this, will you put a shirt on?

Anderson: No problem.

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