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Arthur (flashback): How do I do this, Walter? I thought I could raise a kid with her help. But now that she’s gone…
Young Integra (flashback): It’s okay, Walter. I miss Mummy, but I don’t need her.
I don’t need anyone. But, Walter…I’m glad you’re with me.
Meanwhile, in another subplot:
[CHOKE]
Walter: You’re out of weapons. You have nowhere to go. Any last words, Ms. Mui?
Maggie: I…
I want my mother!
Fake Integra: All right, let’s get one thing straight.
[ting] [clatter]
You’ve done experiments with paper users. You’ve even gotten some amazing results.
All by experimenting on one girl. Anita King. But it gets you exactly nowhere.
Yomiko: I’m taking that girl into custody now, and there isn’t a thing you can do to stop me. Because when it comes to paper using, I am the Alpha and the motherloving Omega. Do we understand each other?
Major: Do you have any idea what you’ve done? Half a century of planning, and at the last minute you waltz in and throw it off!
Well, this will be your last chance to interfere with us.
[BANG]
Major: And now the main event begins. Schrödinger? Go.
Fake Integra: Major Montana Max!
Major: Sir Integral Wingates Hellsing. Are you ready to witness our most glorious victory?
Fake Integra: If I tell you I’m not her, can we skip the self-important speeches?
Major: You have just completely ruined my big moment, you know that?
Major: In the heart of that fortress is a scared child. He longs for death, but he’s afraid to die.
So he becomes a parasite, stealing the life from others, all the while longing for someone to kill him. Well, tonight is his lucky night.
Schrödinger: Do I get to play yet?
Major: Ah, Schrödinger. What must it be like, in that head of yours?
Schrödinger: Probably not much different from him. He’s like me, right? Neither alive, nor dead.
Major: He’s not like you at all.
You see the army all over those screens? That’s him. He’s not like any single being. He’s a living fortress. And you are going to be his Trojan horse. …Trojan cat?
[CHOMP]
[SNARL]
[STOMP STOMP]Major: This is better than HBO.
[THUD]
Doc: Hang on, didn’t I just die back there…?
Schrödinger: Don’t worry, this is “What’s Up, Doc?” We can bring you back to answer questions!
Today’s question is from Shadow6116 and Bigkwell, who want to know what you think of Evangelion.
Doc: I’m a fan! So many excellent characters!
On the one hand, you have Asuka, who is of German descent and thus clearly of superior genetic stock. But Rei is a masterpiece of cloning technology, and her compliance to orders makes her an ideal test subject.
And who can forget Ritsuko, one of the chief mad scientists who helps it all run? I wouldn’t mind having her as my research partner!
Integra: I notice you haven’t mentioned any of the male characters.
Doc: Of course not! How many of them look good cosplayed by an attractive young woman?
Integra: More than you’d think.
[SNARL]
Reseda: What did I tell you? Mongrel.
[HISS]
Fake Integra: Oh, I get it! Because he’s the big bad wolf!