Stephen: This is not how you treated me before.

Miranda: But now I know you have the strength, the vigor, the fortitude to carry me all afternoon!

Stephen: “From each according to his ability,” huh? Look up “socialism” in that thesaurus of yours some time.

Miranda: So Daddy makes sure you’re not dangerous?

Stephen: That’s right.

Miranda: And you can’t make him do stuff back, right?

Stephen: If I could, don’t you think he would have shaved by now?

Jon: You guys really hate the beard that much, huh?

Stephen & Miranda: YES.

Jon: *sigh*