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Triptych (Part II) 5/35

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Earlier that night:

Walter: Jeeves–? You can’t be!

iJeeves: Did I really train you so badly, little Walter?

Your beloved mentor went missing in action, and was never seen again. Eventually I was presumed to be dead. But in the absence of evidence, how could you be certain?

Walter: Easily. I killed him.

iJeeves: Ah. That does rather disrupt my calculations.

In Care Of Thee 12/15

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As per his declaration on the last page, Stephen’s speech is adapted from one of Ariel’s. (Mandy, of course, is paraphrasing Olbermann.)

2010.

Jon: I guess I can understand how people might think we’re a couple. But this is something that actually needs to be a secret.

Stephen is a vampire. He’s bound by a seal developed by the Hellsing organization, which puts him in my control. I’m going to call him now. Is that okay?

Miranda: The key to terror is not the act, but the fear of the act. We cannot allow ourselves to be intimidated.

Jon: That’s my girl. Stephen! If the area is clear, come on down.

[SCREECH SCREECH]

Stephen: All hail, great master! grave sir, hail! I come / To answer thy best pleasure; to thy bidding / Task Colbert and all his quality.

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