Credit to Matthew Henry for suggesting parts of this strip, particularly that last cameo.

On the head zeppelin…

Major: My beautiful war! Too bad there’s nobody left around here to gloat over it with.

Schrödinger: Hey, Major? It’s okay if we’re losing in the rest of the world, right?

Major: It doesn’t matter who wins! All that matters is that we have a glorious war!

Schrödinger: Good, because Zorin got crushed (literally!) by Seras…

Major: Marvelous! The Draculina will finally be a worthy opponent.

Schrödinger: …the demons Doc set loose are being outclassed…how did the Holy Grail end up in Japan, anyway?

Major: Who knows? It sounds like a marvelous fight!

Schrödinger: …and one of the airships we sent to North America is apparently being outmaneuvered by a flying doghouse.

Major: !!

The Baron’s old rival has shown himself at last! This is the best war ever!

Schrödinger: Wasn’t the Baron from World War I?

Major: Details, details.