Thanks to Brynnie-chan for these lyrics!

Erin: Been a while since we’ve had a proper one of these, hasn’t it? Today’s parody was written by Brynnie-chan, to the tune of “O What A Beautiful Morning” from the musical Oklahoma!

[Opening; Pan across the ongoing battle in London…]

Alucard (singing)
There is blood on the streets here in London
There is blood on the streets here in London!
The dead are stacked high as an elephant’s eye
And the blood on my hands is not yet even dry!

Oh what a wonderful evening
Oh what a glorious night!
I’ve got a wonderful feeling
I’m the one winning this fight!
All the soldiers are fleeing in terror
All the soldiers are fleeing in terror!
They can’t outrun me as I spear them right through
But I think one of them is still mouthing, “F&*k you”!

Oh what a wonderful evening
Oh what a glorious night!
I’ve got a wonderful feeling
I’m the one winning this fight!

O, the sound of her voice is like music
O, the sound of her voice is like music!
For her, I will hunt, I will search and destroy
As the moon up above us smiles down in pure joy!

Oh what a wonderful evening
Oh what a glorious night!
I’ve got a wonderful feeling
I’m the one winning this fiiiii-iiiight…
Oh, what a glorious night!